So just a bit ago, I went to our mailbox. It's pretty far from our apartment as it's a large complex and there's only one [pain in my ass, but whatev]. So usually I will check it after Jackson and I go to the pool or on our way in to the complex, so I park across the street from it.
Anyway, Jackson and I are crossing the street, and as I'm crossing it [it's a low speed apartment road so hardly a street, but you get the idea] a lady is stomping down the steps of the mail building [I guess that's what you'd call it]. At this point Jackson and I are halfway across the street, and she comes down the steps, slams into her car and I think she had left it running because she is almost immediately trying to pull out [fast I might add] onto the street. As she looks up, she realizes we're right there and the bitchfucking honks her horn at ME and shoots me a super bitchy look! Like she was pulling out and I should have waited, you know, except for the fact that I was crossing the street while she was still walking.down.the.steps to her mofo car.
If I wouldn't have been so shocked and if I wouldn't have had Jackson with me, I might have been forced to tell her to gofuckherself.
I mean, really. Pay attention, hosebeast. I might have to figure out where she lives and egg her [I'm kidding, but SERIOUSLY!]
Re: People are seriously unbelievable
what a _bitch
I would have given her one of these
You have far more restraint than I do. I would have said something in front of dd and regretted it later, and I also would have quite possibly bent down to talk to dd about something...in the middle of the road...blocking her way for several minutes. I have no tolerance for nasty people who think the rules don't apply to them.
I then would have explained that mommy should not have said_____, but the lady should have followed the rules.
I really wish I would have - I mean, who am I kidding, it was like 10% b/c Jackson was there and 90% b/c I was just like, WTF! who does that?
is she someone that lives in your complex? whatabitch. I'd run her over the next time you see her and you are in your car....
Yeah, the complex is huge so I don't know that I'll ever see her again, but I caught view of her garish UT orange bumper stickers so I'm sure I'll recognize her car if I see it around. She had a lot of them.
EARMUFFS!
you know I really don't watch my mouth around Jackson - drives my husband nuts - so I should have just let it rip.
It sounds like she was in a b!tchy mood even before she went into the place and took her anger out on you and Jackson. Not an excuse, but I bet she feels like crap now.
And I think you SHOULD egg her house.
She definitely was - she totally was stomping around the mail place - I noticed it when we pulled up and thought, what a weirdo. A weirdo who almost HIT ME! Hag.
Oh, girl. I have a mouth like a salior, too=P
LOL. I hear that! I have seriously toned down my speak, because I am afraid of that=P