For Bella: Flame Free Friday

PurpleK26

I don't know if anyone officially does this, but I'll do it till someone tells me not to! 

Go! No Flames allowed!

mooeta

I bought something off my own registry today and asked for a gift receipt.

mrskisses

I just ate the entire thing of garlic dipping sauce on my 3 pieces of Papa Johns pizza

kristie2422

I told my DH I was having excrutiating pains in my lower stomach and vagina so he wouldn't ask to have sex. I was so tired and just wanted good night's sleep!

 And I've eaten 2 1/2 bags of oreos in less than a week!

sharmurph18

mooeta:

I bought something off my own registry today and asked for a gift receipt.

 

Lol!  I love this!

CTri17

I really want some ice cream. I might try to convince to go to DQ tonight.

Also, earlier I got really over irritated about an article that yahoo had that it cost on average $290000+ to raise a kid from 0-18years.

What bothered me most is they said that was just necessities and one of the things they added in was housing. Um We have a house.

JLG95

I had TWO bagels with cream cheese for breakfast this morning.  The first was at home.  Then my boss ("I love Timmie")  brought us bagels too...

Bella263

I secretly feel totally creeped out by my MIL's husband. He's only been married to her 4 years, is her third husband, has no relationship with us, and she considers him to be the ultimate grandpa to our child. He's wierd and sits in an old chair smoking all the time, never leaves the house, and is an odd gray color.

He makes my skin crawl and I can't stand the thought of my child having to call him grandpa.

CTri17

mrskisses:

I just ate the entire thing of garlic dipping sauce on my 3 pieces of Papa Johns pizza

oh my goodness so good!

AllisonErq

the very sight of my husband is grating on my nerves today and i don't know why. we work together. i can't get away from him. he is so annoying right now. LOL

cinderellabella

I'm watching Oprah and for the first time ever, I don't think Dane Cook looks hot..or even that funny.

kristinem17

In the last 7 days I have eaten out for lunch 6 of those days. YUM!!!!!!!!!!

mrskisses

JLG95:

I had TWO bagels with cream cheese for breakfast this morning.  The first was at home.  Then my boss ("I love Timmie")  brought us bagels too...

oooo yummy!!

love these

Bella263

kristie2422:

I told my DH I was having excrutiating pains in my lower stomach and vagina so he wouldn't ask to have sex. I was so tired and just wanted good night's sleep!

I laughed so hard when I read this.

nellibell7

mrskisses:

I just ate the entire thing of garlic dipping sauce on my 3 pieces of Papa Johns pizza

 

yummmmm... Papa John's w/ garlic dipping sauce sounds amazing right now.

Kristen0709

Bella263:

kristie2422:

I told my DH I was having excrutiating pains in my lower stomach and vagina so he wouldn't ask to have sex. I was so tired and just wanted good night's sleep!

I laughed so hard when I read this.

HILARIOUS!!!

catycombs

mrskisses:

I just ate the entire thing of garlic dipping sauce on my 3 pieces of Papa Johns pizza

Oh, God yum.

AllisonErq

cinderellabella:

I'm watching Oprah and for the first time ever, I don't think Dane Cook looks hot..or even that funny.

i saw that oprah the first time it was on. agreed - he looks like poo. and no, not funny either.

TTCinOC

I postponed plans with one friend till this evening to hang out with a different friend this afternoon. She is WAY late which is gonna make me later for my friend this evening who would never postpone plans with me much less postpone twice. I knew I shouldn't have done this but Dh is oot so I was trying to be social and now I feel like a big b*itch.

devenney

I haven't done anything today but shower and run to store to buy a birthday present.  Other than that I have just been sitting on the couch while my DH is slaving away at work.

 Even more flameworthy, I only have two bras that fit me right now.  They have to be hand washed.  One of them hasn't been washed in over a week and I still wear it....I am disgusting

beckerella

I made chocolate chip brownies for dinner last night. And had some for breakfast this morning too... there is still half a pan in there calling my name!

AllisonErq

devenney:

I haven't done anything today but shower and run to store to buy a birthday present.  Other than that I have just been sitting on the couch while my DH is slaving away at work.

 Even more flameworthy, I only have two bras that fit me right now.  They have to be hand washed.  One of them hasn't been washed in over a week and I still wear it....I am disgusting

 

 

 

 

colliedog

I have been running the company Halloween for the past 5 years, we as a group decide what the theme is and all dress acordingly ie. Disney, Witches, Pink Ladies. 

Now the lame arse social committee (think nerd unliked prom organisers and you get the picture) whom everyone things are a bunch of fecking idiots have decided that they want to do a lunch party, but they won't allow a theme to be set as they want to do prizes for the best dresses (note when i say prizes, i mean a bunt cake) and you still have to pay for the lunch portion of the party!

Arrgh, anyway i need to vent...thank you Flame free friday!

 

TUSBride22

I ate Taco Bell for dinner last night and had 2 chicken soft tacos AND volcano nachos and finished the whole thing!!! It was soooo good though...

mrs.priss7

Is till go to a tanning bed and take a thermometer with me to make sure my body temp stays low while I'm in there

duchessII81

The only veggies that I've ingested over the last few days have come out of a Dorito bag.

SigmundsGirl

I just inhaled 5 oz of gummi bears and no I feel sick. I'm sure I'll be hungry again in 30 minutes. 

Oh, and I worked from home so I didn't shower today. I feel gross. 

AllisonErq

AllisonErq:

the very sight of my husband is grating on my nerves today and i don't know why. we work together. i can't get away from him. he is so annoying right now. LOL

okay, so he just came back into the office after an appointment. i asked him to bring me an iced tea and something chocolate. he comes back empty handed and informs me that he "decided that i didn't need anything"... seriously?!?! i am going to kill him. LOL

god i am in the worst mood! haha! 

susanlovestexas

You know how if you have a cardboard box with four flaps on top and you want to fold the flaps over each other so that the box stays shut without tape?  I am not smart enough to do this.  It always takes me at least 2 tries, even if I just got it right on a previous box.  For some reason, my brain just cannot visualize what is going to happen.

cinderellabella

I have another one...

I think it's fun to laugh at ugly babies, but it makes me afraid that I might have an ugly baby.

sharmurph18

I am hoping I deliver on my EDD (Christmas Day) so that I don't have to deal with MIL's Christmas day schedule and her horrible breath!

kimilane

I wish there was a way to get my OB to say "No more mopping or vacuuming!" without there being any risk or complication with my LO.

I'm a SAHW, and would feel horrible for asking DH to do it just because I hate doing those things...but I really wish I could find a way to justify not doing them.

I've even skipped vacuuming the stairs a few weeks here and there because I just didn't feel like doing it...I check it off my list anyway. 

AllisonErq

sharmurph18:

I am hoping I deliver on my EDD (Christmas Day) so that I don't have to deal with MIL's Christmas day schedule and her horrible breath!

FOTFL!!

JenniferJaneC

Last night at midnight DH said he was hungry, and so was I so I made us some macaroni and cheese.  You should never read the calories in mac n cheese...lord, it's bad.  But they were soooooo goooood.

And I have a box of pop tarts next to me.  I'm resisting temptation right now, but I don't know why.  I want one..badly.

 

chick730

My first family shower is this weekend (at my brother and SIL house) and I have been stalking my registry all week.  Only 3 things have been purchased so far and 2 have already been delivered to my house.  I'm thinking of bringing them up to the shower (2 hours away) and turning around and bringing them back home with us...I'm afraid I won't have anything to open! 

duchessII81

My boobs are getting muffin-topped but I hate the idea of going bra shopping.

Sheeks88

I swear infront of my son and have no intention on stopping.

susanlovestexas

My four year old knows the chorus to "Apple Bottome jeans...boots with the fur...." and she even "turns around and gives that big booty a slap". Not only do I think it's hilarious, I let dh video it and put it on facebook. 

Bella263

My horrid BIL's girlfriend is 20 and having her second kid with him in September. She already had the first great, great grandchild in DH's large Italian family and now is having the first little girl too.

She annoys the hell out of me whenever we go visit - everything is free for her (medical, daycare, clothing, rent) and yet she works SO hard with her 20 hour weeks at Sonic. She threw all the baby stuff away after her first kid and now expects everyone to buy her everything all over again - from the crib on down.

Her baby shower was today and I checked her WalMart registry. She got nothing on it and it makes me a little glad inside.

I will be burning in hell forever because I am that evil.

xvicki11

duchessII81:

The only veggies that I've ingested over the last few days have come out of a Dorito bag.

This is hysterical. I just finished a pizza and chicken tenders....And thinking that in a couple hours when DH returns from happy hour we are going to DQ for blizzards.

blondie315

My MIL had a cradle made and it arrived on Tuesday.  DH put it together on Wed night and it is HUGE and I hate hate HATE it!  Doesn't help that my mother has been saving the bassinett she used for me and my sister but now I can't use it because MIL had this cradle made.  My mom and I are pretty upset about it.  MIL said "oh, she can keep the bassinett at her house for when you visit, the cradle I had made for MY grandchild will go at your house"  WTF!