My house is hungry

stephm0188

Adam keeps trying to feed it.

Frankenpup in the toliet.

Bank card and zoo pass in the fireplace vents.

And his latest? Pulling the register vent off and dropping his toys deep into the bowels of our house, never to be seen again.

There's a party in its tummy.... so yummy, so yummy.

carolinag

lol. 

ps - throw frankenpup away. that is gross  

stephm0188

He was promptly washed. Twice!

Didya know that your kitchen sink has more harmful bacteria in it than your toliet?

And women's purses typically have more ickies on them than a public toliet.

Yum.

Josie22

wow. well, you gave me a nice LOL...

brandonsfuturewife07

carolinag:

lol. 

ps - throw frankenpup away. that is gross  

blasphemy!

faBriezy

LOL, literally.

The family who lived in our house before us had a 2 year old and we found all sorts of stuff in our registers... little toys, cheerios, yogurt melts, etc.

faBriezy

stephm0188:

He was promptly washed. Twice!

Didya know that your kitchen sink has more harmful bacteria in it than your toliet?

And women's purses typically have more ickies on them than a public toliet.

Yum.

I heard this on Oprah, ew. What about the toilet brush? 'Cause Asher was playing with ours today. 

userdeleted

Smart kid. Everyone knows a hungry house will eat its occupants in the middle of the night if pushed.

Maybe if you were keeping up on your household feeding duties Adam wouldn't have to sacrifice his own things, hmm steph? 

brandonsfuturewife07

faBriezy:

I heard this on Oprah, ew. What about the toilet brush? 'Cause Asher was playing with ours today. 

ew, shepherd founsd that a couple weeks ago.  gross

stephm0188

Rach03k:

Smart kid. Everyone knows a hungry house will eat its occupants in the middle of the night if pushed.

Maybe if you were keeping up on your household feeding duties Adam wouldn't have to sacrifice his own things, hmm steph? 

I tried to feed my husband's golf clubs to the garbage disposal, but it protested. My house must be a man, too.

carolinag

stephm0188:

He was promptly washed. Twice!

Didya know that your kitchen sink has more harmful bacteria in it than your toliet?

And women's purses typically have more ickies on them than a public toliet.

Yum.

puke. what about shopping cart handles. should we discuss how horrendous they are too?!? 

userdeleted

carolinag:

stephm0188:

He was promptly washed. Twice!

Didya know that your kitchen sink has more harmful bacteria in it than your toliet?

And women's purses typically have more ickies on them than a public toliet.

Yum.

puke. what about shopping cart handles. should we discuss how horrendous they are too?!? 

Let's not.

DS licks them. Regularly. DH won't let me buy a (second - the first one sucked and I gave it away) shopping cart cover. 

He also likes to attempt to eat swings at public parks. Really it's kind of amazing he hasn't start sprouting purple spots or something like that isn't it?