My Mr., his balls and baby powder

bancbev

So Mr. b has a big presentation this morning.  I guess he is afraid of getting sweaty balls because he put a shiit ton of baby powder in his boxer briefs.  He is now walking around with only the boxers on and there is little "puffs" of powder coming out when he walks or sits anywhere. 

He thinks this is halarious, so he goes over near the front door, bends over and starts slapping his ass so there is a cloud of powder all around him.  I tell him to look down.  He is standing on the entry way rug which is black bamboo.  He says,"Oh, I guess that wasn't a good idea huh?".

Fvcker.

MamaKlein

Men + chance to play with their balls generally = huge mess.

 

justmeg8378

My H also powders - and this is something he would totally do.  Sorry but I did lol

BostonGayGal

Stories like this make me KNOW I am gay.  I think it is hilarious to watch them and am glad that others want to put up with them all the time, but for me it is like time at the zoo.

bancbev

BostonGayGal:

Stories like this make me KNOW I am gay.  I think it is hilarious to watch them and am glad that others want to put up with them all the time, but for me it is like time at the zoo.

I flat out asked him, "where did you come from?".  He died laughing and said,"You didn't sign up for this huh?'.

mrs_b_2007

LMAO.

 DH powders his nuts a lot in the summer. I get really irritated because he gets that shiit all over the bathroom floor & it makes it SUPER slippery. I nearly killed myself once when I ran into the bathroom & hit the powder. fvcker!!

buckin

My DH had a powder incident last night as well. He powdered his balls came back in the bedroom for a towel and then went and showered. What the point of powdering before a shower is, I will never know and i"m pissed he used my body powder puff and smelly girlie powder to boot AND LEFT powder foot prints on my hardwood floors in the bedroom.

Wierdo

Schwandy

BostonGayGal:

Stories like this make me KNOW I am gay. ?I think it is hilarious to watch them and am glad that others want to put up with them all the time, but for me it is like time at the zoo.

LOL! ?

Amorlinda

i just LOL'd at my desk. The visual that forms in my head is hilarious!

mmk3742

I am going to be laughing at this post for awhile.  Which is good bc I have a craptastical day of work.

StephanieBride1

Is my H the only one that doesn't powder his sack?

starsmaycollide

StephanieBride1:

Is my H the only one that doesn't powder his sack?

No, mine doesn't either! I'll be honest, this is total news to me. I had no idea. lol. 

lzbflogrl

LOL, men!

APRILMW

LOL!!!! Seriously that was the post I needed to read to make me laugh this morning!!!

griffenhc

StephanieBride1:

Is my H the only one that doesn't powder his sack?

Mine doesn't but only because he says it smells like old people.  Huh?  Guess grandpa was a powderer

RachelG83

I'm cracking up at this post. I wondered why it kept popping up (aside from the awesome title).

p.s. mine doesn't powder his either