(Optional) Saline without additives or preservatives
(Optional) Tube to attach to syringe
(Optional) Mild germicidal soap
You can ask your doctor for a needleless syringe or you
can buy an oral medicine syringe at just about any drugstore or in
Wal*Mart near the children's thermometers. Buy the syringe with a
plunger, not a bulb end (not the mini turkey baster!). The syringes
work pretty much the same way. One that is maybe 4 inches long, or longer,
is probably best. The oral medicine syringes have about a half inch
narrow tip on the end. You can attach a catheter (thin tube) to
either kind of syringe but you don't need to and it may waste more
of the semen to use one.
a) Take a clean or sterile glass or plastic cup, baggy, or collection
condom and have the male ejaculate into it. You'll probably have better
luck getting the semen out of a cup since you could suck the baggy or
condom up to the syringe and block the opening, but you may get a larger
sample with the baggy or condom. You can use a tiny bit of saline, without
additives/preservatives, to help get as much sperm as possible into the syringe,
but you don't need to worry too much about leaving a little behind. If you are
using frozen sperm, you need to ask the sperm bank for directions on thawing.
b) Draw back on the syringe once with nothing but air, then push
the air out again.
c) Draw back on the syringe again, but this time have the end of it
in the semen -- the vacuum created by pulling back on the stopper
will suck the semen into the syringe.
d) Try to tap out any air bubbles since you don't want to inject air
into your vagina. You can do this by slowly rotating the syringe
until the opening is facing up. Tap the air bubbles to the top and
them push the plunger in on the catheter just a small amount --
enough to get rid of air w/o squirting semen out.
e) Get into a position where you can either stay comfortably for a
half hour or can get into the position w/ minimal movement. Ideal is
to either have hips raised or to lay on your side making sure your
pelvis is canted (usually hips provide natural angle if you hips are
wider than your waist, but if your bed, or wherever you are lying, is
soft, you may want to put a pillow or two underneath your hip).
f) Slowly glide the syringe, or catheter, into the vagina until it is
close to the cervix -- but do not try to get it into the cervix and do
this gently. Your goal is to coat the outside of the cervix and to
deposit as much sperm as possible as close the cervix as you can get it.
g) SLOWLY inject sperm. If you do it too fast, it can squirt out of the vagina
or at least spray away from the cervix.
h) If you are concerned about wastage in the syringe, you can use some
saline, without additives . . . add some to the syringe, shake it a bit,
get the air out, and inject. This is not necessary since there probably
won't be enough wastage to be of concern.
i) Try to have an orgasm -- Some suggest that using a vibrator for
clitoral stimulation produces a bigger, more powerful orgasm. Use whatever
method works best for you (unless it requires lots of water!). The
orgasm helps the cervix dip into the vaginal pool and suck up sperm
-- it helps get more sperm up there, and may speed
sperm travel. Avoid penetration (as in intercourse or with vibrator). This falls
in the can't hurt, might help category.
They have instructions online!! What else are people going to do!!
LOL. Yeah I looked it up after I posted. Sorry. I was just curious because someone mentioned it and I had no clue how it worked. I laughed at myself for thinking someone would use an actual turkey baster.
(Optional) Saline without additives or preservatives
(Optional) Tube to attach to syringe
(Optional) Mild germicidal soap
You can ask your doctor for a needleless syringe or you
can buy an oral medicine syringe at just about any drugstore or in
Wal*Mart near the children's thermometers. Buy the syringe with a
plunger, not a bulb end (not the mini turkey baster!). The syringes
work pretty much the same way. One that is maybe 4 inches long, or longer,
is probably best. The oral medicine syringes have about a half inch
narrow tip on the end. You can attach a catheter (thin tube) to
either kind of syringe but you don't need to and it may waste more
of the semen to use one.
a) Take a clean or sterile glass or plastic cup, baggy, or collection
condom and have the male ejaculate into it. You'll probably have better
luck getting the semen out of a cup since you could suck the baggy or
condom up to the syringe and block the opening, but you may get a larger
sample with the baggy or condom. You can use a tiny bit of saline, without
additives/preservatives, to help get as much sperm as possible into the syringe,
but you don't need to worry too much about leaving a little behind. If you are
using frozen sperm, you need to ask the sperm bank for directions on thawing.
b) Draw back on the syringe once with nothing but air, then push
the air out again.
c) Draw back on the syringe again, but this time have the end of it
in the semen -- the vacuum created by pulling back on the stopper
will suck the semen into the syringe.
d) Try to tap out any air bubbles since you don't want to inject air
into your vagina. You can do this by slowly rotating the syringe
until the opening is facing up. Tap the air bubbles to the top and
them push the plunger in on the catheter just a small amount --
enough to get rid of air w/o squirting semen out.
e) Get into a position where you can either stay comfortably for a
half hour or can get into the position w/ minimal movement. Ideal is
to either have hips raised or to lay on your side making sure your
pelvis is canted (usually hips provide natural angle if you hips are
wider than your waist, but if your bed, or wherever you are lying, is
soft, you may want to put a pillow or two underneath your hip).
f) Slowly glide the syringe, or catheter, into the vagina until it is
close to the cervix -- but do not try to get it into the cervix and do
this gently. Your goal is to coat the outside of the cervix and to
deposit as much sperm as possible as close the cervix as you can get it.
g) SLOWLY inject sperm. If you do it too fast, it can squirt out of the vagina
or at least spray away from the cervix.
h) If you are concerned about wastage in the syringe, you can use some
saline, without additives . . . add some to the syringe, shake it a bit,
get the air out, and inject. This is not necessary since there probably
won't be enough wastage to be of concern.
i) Try to have an orgasm -- Some suggest that using a vibrator for
clitoral stimulation produces a bigger, more powerful orgasm. Use whatever
method works best for you (unless it requires lots of water!). The
orgasm helps the cervix dip into the vaginal pool and suck up sperm
-- it helps get more sperm up there, and may speed
sperm travel. Avoid penetration (as in intercourse or with vibrator). This falls
in the can't hurt, might help category.
Are you heading to Walmart? Can we get a full report when you're done? ahahha
Our Journey to Brenden
IVF #1: 4/11(Follistim/Menopur/Ganirelix) 10 retrieved/8 mature and all 8
fertilized / 2 embies transferred ... nothing to freeze Beta 5/10 = BFN
IVF Take 2 Long Lupron July 2011
ER 7/3/11 (our 6th anniversary) - 8 retrieved/7 mature/fert ....ET 7/6/11 - 2
beautiful grade A 8 cell embryos
Beta 7/18/11 - 149!!! Beta 7/21/11 - 311 Beta 7/28/11 - 2,000 8/5/11 - Empty
Sac 8/8/11 - There's a yolk sac and maybe a heartbeat 8/12/11 - Fetal pole,
yolk sac, heartbeat 8/18/11 - Baby looks GREAT!
3 babies waiting on ice
(Optional) Saline without additives or preservatives
(Optional) Tube to attach to syringe
(Optional) Mild germicidal soap
You can ask your doctor for a needleless syringe or you
can buy an oral medicine syringe at just about any drugstore or in
Wal*Mart near the children's thermometers. Buy the syringe with a
plunger, not a bulb end (not the mini turkey baster!). The syringes
work pretty much the same way. One that is maybe 4 inches long, or longer,
is probably best. The oral medicine syringes have about a half inch
narrow tip on the end. You can attach a catheter (thin tube) to
either kind of syringe but you don't need to and it may waste more
of the semen to use one.
a) Take a clean or sterile glass or plastic cup, baggy, or collection
condom and have the male ejaculate into it. You'll probably have better
luck getting the semen out of a cup since you could suck the baggy or
condom up to the syringe and block the opening, but you may get a larger
sample with the baggy or condom. You can use a tiny bit of saline, without
additives/preservatives, to help get as much sperm as possible into the syringe,
but you don't need to worry too much about leaving a little behind. If you are
using frozen sperm, you need to ask the sperm bank for directions on thawing.
b) Draw back on the syringe once with nothing but air, then push
the air out again.
c) Draw back on the syringe again, but this time have the end of it
in the semen -- the vacuum created by pulling back on the stopper
will suck the semen into the syringe.
d) Try to tap out any air bubbles since you don't want to inject air
into your vagina. You can do this by slowly rotating the syringe
until the opening is facing up. Tap the air bubbles to the top and
them push the plunger in on the catheter just a small amount --
enough to get rid of air w/o squirting semen out.
e) Get into a position where you can either stay comfortably for a
half hour or can get into the position w/ minimal movement. Ideal is
to either have hips raised or to lay on your side making sure your
pelvis is canted (usually hips provide natural angle if you hips are
wider than your waist, but if your bed, or wherever you are lying, is
soft, you may want to put a pillow or two underneath your hip).
f) Slowly glide the syringe, or catheter, into the vagina until it is
close to the cervix -- but do not try to get it into the cervix and do
this gently. Your goal is to coat the outside of the cervix and to
deposit as much sperm as possible as close the cervix as you can get it.
g) SLOWLY inject sperm. If you do it too fast, it can squirt out of the vagina
or at least spray away from the cervix.
h) If you are concerned about wastage in the syringe, you can use some
saline, without additives . . . add some to the syringe, shake it a bit,
get the air out, and inject. This is not necessary since there probably
won't be enough wastage to be of concern.
i) Try to have an orgasm -- Some suggest that using a vibrator for
clitoral stimulation produces a bigger, more powerful orgasm. Use whatever
method works best for you (unless it requires lots of water!). The
orgasm helps the cervix dip into the vaginal pool and suck up sperm
-- it helps get more sperm up there, and may speed
sperm travel. Avoid penetration (as in intercourse or with vibrator). This falls
in the can't hurt, might help category.
Are you heading to Walmart? Can we get a full report when you're done? ahahha
Um. I will admit I did think about it...but I do not think I am willing to go that far as of yet. lol. I was just curious how it worked.
They have instructions online!! What else are people going to do!!
LOL. Yeah I looked it up after I posted. Sorry. I was just curious because someone mentioned it and I had no clue how it worked. I laughed at myself for thinking someone would use an actual turkey baster.
I think it's awsome that you looked it up - I guess I just can't believe the things you can find with google!! LOL! Heck - something in the back of my head wants me to try it!
If anyone wants a syringe and a sterile cup, let me know, cause this is what would have been the only way we would have gotten KU if DH had sperm coming out.
Re: Turkey Baster...
Mainly what Ocean said in my post below. But if you wanna share then feel free! I am just curious.
Instead Softcup FTW!
ETA: https://www.early-pregnancy-tests.com/softcup.html
(I have no idea where you can buy these off the web)
Oh ha. I went back and read that. Same idea.
My Chart
Google is my friend:
You can ask your doctor for a needleless syringe or you can buy an oral medicine syringe at just about any drugstore or in Wal*Mart near the children's thermometers. Buy the syringe with a plunger, not a bulb end (not the mini turkey baster!). The syringes work pretty much the same way. One that is maybe 4 inches long, or longer, is probably best. The oral medicine syringes have about a half inch narrow tip on the end. You can attach a catheter (thin tube) to either kind of syringe but you don't need to and it may waste more of the semen to use one.
a) Take a clean or sterile glass or plastic cup, baggy, or collection condom and have the male ejaculate into it. You'll probably have better luck getting the semen out of a cup since you could suck the baggy or condom up to the syringe and block the opening, but you may get a larger sample with the baggy or condom. You can use a tiny bit of saline, without additives/preservatives, to help get as much sperm as possible into the syringe, but you don't need to worry too much about leaving a little behind. If you are using frozen sperm, you need to ask the sperm bank for directions on thawing.
b) Draw back on the syringe once with nothing but air, then push the air out again.
c) Draw back on the syringe again, but this time have the end of it in the semen -- the vacuum created by pulling back on the stopper will suck the semen into the syringe.
d) Try to tap out any air bubbles since you don't want to inject air into your vagina. You can do this by slowly rotating the syringe until the opening is facing up. Tap the air bubbles to the top and them push the plunger in on the catheter just a small amount -- enough to get rid of air w/o squirting semen out.
e) Get into a position where you can either stay comfortably for a half hour or can get into the position w/ minimal movement. Ideal is to either have hips raised or to lay on your side making sure your pelvis is canted (usually hips provide natural angle if you hips are wider than your waist, but if your bed, or wherever you are lying, is soft, you may want to put a pillow or two underneath your hip).
f) Slowly glide the syringe, or catheter, into the vagina until it is close to the cervix -- but do not try to get it into the cervix and do this gently. Your goal is to coat the outside of the cervix and to deposit as much sperm as possible as close the cervix as you can get it.
g) SLOWLY inject sperm. If you do it too fast, it can squirt out of the vagina or at least spray away from the cervix.
h) If you are concerned about wastage in the syringe, you can use some saline, without additives . . . add some to the syringe, shake it a bit, get the air out, and inject. This is not necessary since there probably won't be enough wastage to be of concern.
i) Try to have an orgasm -- Some suggest that using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation produces a bigger, more powerful orgasm. Use whatever method works best for you (unless it requires lots of water!). The orgasm helps the cervix dip into the vaginal pool and suck up sperm -- it helps get more sperm up there, and may speed sperm travel. Avoid penetration (as in intercourse or with vibrator). This falls in the can't hurt, might help category.
::speechless::
Thank you IVF for our little miracles!!
Thanks!
My Chart
LOL. Yeah I looked it up after I posted. Sorry. I was just curious because someone mentioned it and I had no clue how it worked. I laughed at myself for thinking someone would use an actual turkey baster.
Are you heading to Walmart? Can we get a full report when you're done? ahahha
Our Journey to Brenden
IVF #1: 4/11(Follistim/Menopur/Ganirelix) 10 retrieved/8 mature and all 8 fertilized / 2 embies transferred ... nothing to freeze Beta 5/10 = BFN
IVF Take 2 Long Lupron July 2011
ER 7/3/11 (our 6th anniversary) - 8 retrieved/7 mature/fert ....ET 7/6/11 - 2 beautiful grade A 8 cell embryos
Beta 7/18/11 - 149!!! Beta 7/21/11 - 311 Beta 7/28/11 - 2,000 8/5/11 - Empty Sac 8/8/11 - There's a yolk sac and maybe a heartbeat 8/12/11 - Fetal pole, yolk sac, heartbeat 8/18/11 - Baby looks GREAT!
3 babies waiting on ice
Haha! That is awesome! No EWCM will go to waste on this board:)
You should do it!
Um. I will admit I did think about it...but I do not think I am willing to go that far as of yet. lol. I was just curious how it worked.
I think it's awsome that you looked it up - I guess I just can't believe the things you can find with google!! LOL! Heck - something in the back of my head wants me to try it!
Thank you IVF for our little miracles!!
Wow, I didn't realized there were detailed directions online about it! I thought it was an OWT kinda thing.
FWIW, I would totally do it! It sounds less crazy than shoving a garlic up your vag, and it looks like that is working.
Seriously, if you never get EWCM then your body is saying, "Tonight's the night." It doesn't know DH is MIA! Ha, GL!