SUSAN!!

laurenshay

The prairie sky is wide and high

 

 

 

susanlovestexas

Your mom is wide and high.

laurenshay

No dumb ass....its supposed to be :::clapclapclapclap::: deep in the heart of Texas.

 

 

 WAIT...let me do it....

I gave your mom the clap deep in the heart of Texas.

susanlovestexas

Oh, I see now.  What a great example.  And I love your delightful soprano voice!

laurenshay

I saw your mom's soprano voice go delightfully low.

susanlovestexas

Damn!  You are getting good ones that I can't even spin around very well.  I am glad that even though we're miles apart, we can still be annoying....oops, I mean hilarious....in a semi-public way.

susanlovestexas

Btw, someone doesn't like that you are punching pregnant smokers in the throat.  *tsk tsk*

christina627

wow  Lauren I'll help you throat punch those preggos.