BJ's for favors? And a Poll

Thusadeedoo

Some fellow Nesties and I were talking about how we often trade non-sexual favors in exchange for BJ's for our H's. Somehow they seem to add up and before we know it we owe like 3-5. Why is it that men cannot remember to take out the trash but they can always remember how many BJ;s you owe him!

Currently how many sexual favors do you owe your H?

What did you exchange the favor for?

sweetpea7628

None because I've already reached my monthly quota.  Oh wait...it's August!  Damn.

Before we got married I promised him 1 BJ a month.  If he does not "cash in" said BJ he can not carry it over to the next month.  Two 1/2 = a whole and on rare occasions an extra BJ will be given and will not count towards the monthly. 

He normally cashes them in during AF.

StephanieBride1

kdodge423:

None. I will throw it out there, but he knows I am full of shiit because I hate them.

 

pretty much this. 

Ashleyyyyy

kdodge423:

None. I will throw it out there, but he knows I am full of shiit because I hate them.

 

This. Although I don't hate them, it just hurts my jaw after a while.

nikkifudgestick

We joke about it, but generally it doesn't happen. Every once in a while I'll say, "If you go get me some candy and when you get back I'll give you head." Sometimes I do it, sometimes I don't. Usually we keep count of who has given who the most oral and whoever is behind has to play catch up. lol

Manalyzer

kdodge423:

None. I will throw it out there, but he knows I am full of shiit because I hate them.

 

This. Thought right now, DH hasn't gotten anything in a looong time, so he'd probably jump up and down for a little light petting.

I'm a bad wife.

Thusadeedoo

I owe two. I exchanged one for a foot rub and another to be able to sleep in our bed by myself one night when it was extra hot out.

Manalyzer

sweetpea7628:

Before we got married I promised him 1 BJ a month.  If he does not "cash in" said BJ he can not carry it over to the next month.  Two 1/2 = a whole and on rare occasions an extra BJ will be given and will not count towards the monthly. 

I bet you are the best Monopoly banker!

OregonPachey

None.  My DH doesn't like just straight BJ's.  Weird huh?  It's either foreplay and sex or just sex.

Thusadeedoo

sweetpea7628:

None because I've already reached my monthly quota.  Oh wait...it's August!  Damn.

Before we got married I promised him 1 BJ a month.  If he does not "cash in" said BJ he can not carry it over to the next month.  Two 1/2 = a whole and on rare occasions an extra BJ will be given and will not count towards the monthly. 

He normally cashes them in during AF.

Your breakdown is priceless. And I almost peed my pants reading it. DH would not let me get away with 1/2 aa BJ

Emie28

I currently don't owe any. They never add up b/c I always pay up! LOL

It's usually for running an errand I don't feel like doing.

sandy02

None.  I dont do that. 

sweetpea7628

DH agreed to the plan becuase he thought he would be guaranteed a BJ a month! I think I ended up with the better end of the deal here.  He often forgets and doesn't ask until the month is over...and then it counts for the next month!

SoonerBred

hmm, we have never thought of bartering sexual favors before. but me and DH both don't really mind doing anything sexual the other one likes, so i guess the whole "if you do this for me then i'll give you a BJ" doesn't really work that well, because stuff like that is part of our normal foreplay.

so does that make me the odd one out?

weelass24

I don't promise them because he'll hold me to them.

AllThatGlitters101

I hardly offer them up while sober.

Get some alcohol in me and apparently I am the BJ Queen. Lol...that's probably why he offers to pick up bottles of alcohol every now and then and bring them home for my consumption.

mandalin114

We barter them all the time. I always owe. SP I like your schedule!

lo45fd98wq32

This is not one of the things used in our barter system. Usually, it's videogames, not bjs. Plus, I'm pretty good at getting him to do whatever I want anyway