I hate

pincushions

my mail lady. Really, all she needs to do is leave it in the garage nook if she doesn't want to walk to my front door. No need to leave it on the trash can for everyone to see!

nft.

FloF9

What a lazy b*tch!

Goose51504

What a thunder ***! I mean, is she incapacitated in some way that would prevent her from walking a few more feet?

cristiana

I think it's time you guys to get your mud wrestling match on. She's got a nasty attitude, but you're fiesty, so I'll put my money on you.

Goose51504

Seriously, Nest? What's wrong with posting C U N Toledo? I mean, if it walks like a duck...

happ17

every day, you should leave cookies out for her. start by the garbage at first, and each day, move it a foot closer to your house until eventually she's at your door.

isn't that how people lure stray cats? 

pincushions

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

She is perfectly capable of walking. The skank just probably finds it uncomfortable to get in and out of her minivan with acid wash jean shorts that are too tight.

kittycarr

I have a UPS guy at the house that does that sh*t.

mlm1128

Oh that's quite a visual.  Does she also happen to have a bi-level permed do?

And goose, I'll be using that phrase in the near future.

j-w

She is a serious piece of work.