I take the train to work. Well, apparently a big lady wanted to squeeze in a 3 seater with me (petite) on the aisle and bigger woman at the window.
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Seriously, your ass is not fitting here. So, I get up and let her sit in the middle. Well, half my ass was hanging out in the aisle as I got smacked with every handbag and elbow that went by. Not to mention the fact that the entire 30min ride my ass and thighs were getting to know someone on a very personal level.
Take home point:
If your ass can not fit within the confines of the seat, which is desinated by stitching and contours of the leather. Then find another fvcking seat cuz I was here first biatch!
Re: Rubbing Asses
For the record, If I was there I'd rub your ass just because.
...you'd like it too.
Oooooohh! I would have much preferred that!