lets liven up this board!

DereKim

ok ladies...what is your most embarrassing moment?

 

mine is...i was at our school jamboree in the 10th grade with my boyfriend. he decided to be "romantic", like a 10th grader knows the definition, and wanted to take a gondola ride. i said ok. we were nearing the top and he was saying something about liking me or something and i started to feel queezy. then he went it for my very first kiss and i puked in his lap. he then proceeded to yelp like a girl and we never did get that first kiss. still to this day...that makes me laugh.

 enjoy jen!
 

Tapsalteerie

Hmmmm.  Well, there was this one time I was at a party in high school and the guy I had a huge crush on was there.  We were engaged in a conversation with a couple of others.  I was trying to be all suave when adjusting in my seat since I had a skirt on and instead the chair toppled with me in it and I fell to the ground.  I managed to not show off the goods but I scraped up my leg pretty badly.

Kel&Jay

I fell down the stairs at a hockey game.  Not like 3 steps, like ALL the way down.  It was a sold-out game.  35,000 people witnessed it.  I fractured my ankle and was on crutches for 8 weeks.  Every time I'm out with friends and we encounter stairs they ask if I need help getting up/down them.  Jerks!

I also broke my foot trying out for cheerleading in 10th grade.  Are you sensing a pattern yet?

Holanchi

I'm sure I have plenty of embarrassing moments in my past, however, most recently was when giving birth to my babies a couple of weeks ago.  There was a shift change, so I had two new nurses that I was unfamiliar with at either leg... and two male doctors down below trying to get one of the babies out.  It's time for me to push and fffftttt...I totally ripped one...and once that started, I couldn't stop.  I was horrified... everytime I pushed after that, I farted.  I know it's natural, and there was nothing I could do about it...but that doesn't make it any less embarrassing.  I feel bad for those poor doctors.  lol

Due to complications, I ended up getting knocked out.  When I woke up, the nurse was massaging my stomach to get my uterus to shrink down...and every time she pushed, I farted. 

KAG30

The first time I went to NY to see my future IL's we went out to dinner at a restaurant about 20 minutes from their house.  After dinner we went back to their house and I realized I left my purse at the dinner table and we had to drive all the way back to the restaurant.  Now (5 years later) they still ask if I have my purse every time we leave a restaurant. 

someflower6

oh kimmy, if you think i'd take the bait and come out of lurking for this post...

you'd be right.

i have so many embarrassing moments, but the grand prize goes to when i was, like, 10 and went to a wedding with my dad. my mom was sick, so i took her place and i felt sooo grown up sitting with all the adults at a fancy pants wedding! when it came time for the bride to throw the bouquet, i was on that like white on rice, but my dad started to stop me. i begged him to let me go... i knew nothing about what throwing the bouquet was supposed to signify and i certainly didn't know anything about the garter, i just thought the flowers were pretty. finally, he let me go (with coaxing from the rest of the table. "it's not like she's gonna catch it!". ah, foreshadowing). so, sure enough, i go up there, the bride tosses it, and it lands right in front of me. i pick it up, and think "i am the luckiest girl in the world!"

and then my father rushes on stage screaming "NOOOOOO! SHE'S TOO YOUNG! do it over, do it over! she's just a LITTLE GIRL!"

needless to say, i did not toss the bouquet at my wedding.

Mrs.PinkPearls

I have a bad habit of thinking random people look like so and so.

Example: Twice last month I thought I saw my brother and a friend while I was driving. I laid on the horn (really long) and waved like an idiot. Both times it wasnt them.  I do this in the stores too. I think I know the person and its not who I think it is. So embarassing.

LMichelleG

About 10 years ago I was working for a church and the youth pastor asked me to come along on a ski trip to assist in case anyone got hurt. I'm an avid snowboarder and was thrilled to get a free lift ticket and chaperone. I brought my little sister along since she was young enough to be in the youth group. The first run we took, she slipped and fell and broke her wrist. When ski patrol came to get her, I was busy flirting with him (as opposed to paying attention to my poor little sister). On the way to the ski patrol station, he took a difficult run (with my sister in the sled behind him) and I went ahead cause I knew where I was going. But I got busy showing off on my snowboard I completely missed the HUGE orange plastic fence in front of me. I ended up flying right into it and got so tangled up he had to help me out of it. I've never returned to that ski resort and my sister still makes fun of me over it.  

priya&peter

These posts are making me laugh and blush at the same time.  I think my most embarassing moment was when I was 14 and I had a huge crush on my friends older brother.  I knew I was going to see them in temple and so I decided to add some shoulder pads to my bra.  of course as I was talking to my friend and one of her friends, one the pads came popping out and they both died laughing.  I tried to be like, oh, that fell off my shoulder, but there was no way anyone was buying it.

DereKim

LMichelleG:

About 10 years ago I was working for a church and the youth pastor asked me to come along on a ski trip to assist in case anyone got hurt. I'm an avid snowboarder and was thrilled to get a free lift ticket and chaperone. I brought my little sister along since she was young enough to be in the youth group. The first run we took, she slipped and fell and broke her wrist. When ski patrol came to get her, I was busy flirting with him (as opposed to paying attention to my poor little sister). On the way to the ski patrol station, he took a difficult run (with my sister in the sled behind him) and I went ahead cause I knew where I was going. But I got busy showing off on my snowboard I completely missed the HUGE orange plastic fence in front of me. I ended up flying right into it and got so tangled up he had to help me out of it. I've never returned to that ski resort and my sister still makes fun of me over it.  

 

You win!

Tash13

When I was 7 my mom got married to my step dad and had myself and my two step sisters as flower girls/bridesmaids.  We were halfway through the beautiful outdoor ceremony when a wasp decided that my flowers looked good.  I screamed at the top of my lungs and ran down the aisle.  They had to stop the ceremony, calm me down, and take away my flowers to get me to go stand back at the front.  Then, at my own wedding my mom was so scared I was going to have a repeat that she sprayed my flowers and the whole alter with bug repellent.  She also warned anybody that would listen to bat away any stinging bug so I wouldn't scream in my wedding, too.

LMichelleG

DereKim:

LMichelleG:

About 10 years ago I was working for a church and the youth pastor asked me to come along on a ski trip to assist in case anyone got hurt. I'm an avid snowboarder and was thrilled to get a free lift ticket and chaperone. I brought my little sister along since she was young enough to be in the youth group. The first run we took, she slipped and fell and broke her wrist. When ski patrol came to get her, I was busy flirting with him (as opposed to paying attention to my poor little sister). On the way to the ski patrol station, he took a difficult run (with my sister in the sled behind him) and I went ahead cause I knew where I was going. But I got busy showing off on my snowboard I completely missed the HUGE orange plastic fence in front of me. I ended up flying right into it and got so tangled up he had to help me out of it. I've never returned to that ski resort and my sister still makes fun of me over it.  

 

You win!

 Thanks! I think.