The Top 5 Grossest Things After Childbirth

treazuretroll

5. OMGZ! WTF is wrong with my belly? It's lumpy!!!! He'll never touch me again!!
4. OMGZ my boobs are leaking!!! BFing is so gross!!!
3. What is wrong with my butt?! Hemmerhoids? EWWWW!!
2. My ladybits are as swollen as a loaf of bread and my cootch has 25 stitches!!!!

1. Golf ball sized clots. 

whit022109

im scared.

kelbrian

I had grapefruit sized clots at times, to be completely honest.

Liss_37

um.. okay.

mamaofliam

Wow. And I have had a child and I am in shock of how "terrible" its gonna be. Um, didn't think it was all that bad.

just_peachy

really? like we already don't know this?  the reason for this post was....????

soooo if I were to go and think of the ordinary things in life that we as women got used to I could spread the fear and disgust just like you

1.  OMG, I'm getting wirey, curly strange hair in my pubic area!! eiwwhh!

2.  OMG, I have blood coming out of my pee pee area every 4 weeks and sometimes it's smelly and lumpy with clots!

3.  OMG, I have to put a plastic thingy up my hoo haa to stop whatever that bloody mess is every month and the only way I can get it out is to yank on a string and then flush it down the loo! oh no!!! whatever am I going to do?  I have to play tennis!

4.  OMG, Eiiiwww what is this vile green stuff that is coming out of my nose!!!  And I'm coughing up little green balls of stuff - I must have an URI or something...the horror!!! And it tastes horrible.  Grody!

5.  Whaaaat? The man has to put what in my what? Are you kidding me? And then he squirts man juice and something out of it when he's happy? Are you serious? THAT's how a baby happens? Whaaaa???!!

Sorry and no offense, but threads like this irk the crap out of me.

You see, we can all respond with that type of eiwh, gross mentality but these are "war wounds" that women if they are living on this earth have to go through and it's all in the mental foresight of the mind.  A positive attitude no matter how yucky is better than looking at it all with a "Oh Crap" one.

But thanks for the 411...it sure was. um. useful. (cough)

stephm0188

just_peachy:

really? like we already don't know this?  the reason for this post was....????

soooo if I were to go and think of the ordinary things in life that we as women got used to I could spread the fear and disgust just like you

1.  OMG, I'm getting wirey, curly strange hair in my pubic area!! eiwwhh!

2.  OMG, I have blood coming out of my pee pee area every 4 weeks and sometimes it's smelly and lumpy with clots!

3.  OMG, I have to put a plastic thingy up my hoo haa to stop whatever that bloody mess is every month and the only way I can get it out is to yank on a string and then flush it down the loo! oh no!!! whatever am I going to do?  I have to play tennis!

4.  OMG, Eiiiwww what is this vile green stuff that is coming out of my nose!!!  And I'm coughing up little green balls of stuff - I must have an URI or something...the horror!!! And it tastes horrible.  Grody!

5.  Whaaaat? The man has to put what in my what? Are you kidding me? And then he squirts man juice and something out of it when he's happy? Are you serious? THAT's how a baby happens? Whaaaa???!!

Sorry and no offense, but threads like this irk the crap out of me.

You see, we can all respond with that type of eiwh, gross mentality but these are "war wounds" that women if they are living on this earth have to go through and it's all in the mental foresight of the mind.  A positive attitude no matter how yucky is better than looking at it all with a "Oh Crap" one.

But thanks for the 411...it sure was. um. useful. (cough)

I love it when people like you feed the trolls.

Please, carry on.

Alyssajoy87

::Curls up into the fetal position and starts crying::

just_peachy

yah, unfortunately, I didn't see she was a troll till AFTER I posted but damn, I loved my rebuttal so much I wasn't going to delete it.