Brain-to-mouth filter shut off...

SLHurst11

At a birthday party yesterday with my cousin.  She's a mom of 2, who had some drug/alcohol issues in her past (before the girls were born).  Anyway...

 

Cousin: Do you have stretch marks?

Me: No, not yet.  I've got my fingers crossed...

Cousin: I had them even before pregnancy, because of all the weight I was gaining and losing during my "rough" time.

Me: Yeah, the drinking adds weight, and the cocaine takes it right away!

Cousin:  Haha!  Yeah, that's exactly it!

 

Oops... thank God she laughed!

ELPB

LMAO

Such-a-girl

OMG, good thing she laughed LMBO.

ctidden

as long as she laughed you are in the clear. Thats a good sign for her too.

MSC03

Wowee. That makes everything weird I've said pale in comparison!

AdamsWife08

I can't beleive you actually said that...oh well, the truth hurts sometimes.  You're right though, at least she laughed.

SLHurst11

Yeah, we used to give her crap about it.  The whole family knows what she was up to, and she was kind of the black sheep.  But she cleaned up when the girls were born, so that's good.