So I was lugging my 19 mo old in his stroller up our three stairs into our home. My next door neighbor is standing on his porch, smoking, and casually asks, "Do you think that's what did it ('it' being premature delivery)? Lugging the stroller around like that?" ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I just said, "No, that's not what happened."
Re: neighbor's comment
My response would have been:
"Fvck off."
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