A Notice to the Male Half of the Human Race:

thejennigirl

When a woman says she's not in the mood, it means exactly that.  Breathing down her neck, groping her, and saying things like, "I remember when you couldn't wait to jump into the sack" isn't going to put her in the mood.  It's going to annoy her.

You will further annoy her when you slunk off instead of hanging out.  Just hang.  Spending time with a woman does not always mean removing your pants.  Or her shirt.

Now that you have been informed, tell it to the kindergartener in your pants.

Sunny1inTucson

dit-to-the-t-to-the-o.

SapphyrEyes

DH usually gets warned ahead of time of whether or not I'm in the mood and he's generally respectful of that.  Or I fall asleep on him because I'm so tired.

hamilton.ja

thejennigirl:

When a woman says she's not in the mood, it means exactly that.  Breathing down her neck, groping her, and saying things like, "I remember when you couldn't wait to jump into the sack" isn't going to put her in the mood.  It's going to annoy her.

You will further annoy her when you slunk off instead of hanging out.  Just hang.  Spending time with a woman does not always mean removing your pants.  Or her shirt.

Now that you have been informed, tell it to the kindergartener in your pants.

 

I could not have put it better myself! Add in some puppy dog eyes as one last try before they give in and sulk off, though. 

jenifairies

A-freakin-men!

Lady Galadriel

Heck Ya!... and being in a bad mood all the time is never going to get you laid..

renee143

amen, sister!

jennterrell

were you in our bedroom this morning???

Impatientgal

Oh thank god I'm not the only woman thinking exactly. this.!!!

smurfetteinred

thejennigirl:

Breathing down her neck, groping her, and saying things like, "I remember when you couldn't wait to jump into the sack" isn't going to put her in the mood.  It's going to annoy her.

A. MEN! 

Also, giving her crap all day about how you didn't get some the night before is unlikely to net you any the following evening either. Even more so when you're dealing with an emotional pregnant woman.

luvlieK

*sigh* I am having the opposite problem. ?I just gave up. ?

Mere7706

This should be a CARD!  Exactly as you say it  

 

LittleFuller

That is a perfect summary of most of my days/nights.  I'm glad to know I'm not alone!!!