I miss you...
Between the Charlie horses, heartburn and urinating every two hours, you and I have become distant. Remember how we were in college? I loved you then. You let me stay up as late as I wanted and then didn't leave me until 2 or 3 in the afternoon. In our better days, we were together for up to 12 hours a night. But now, I barely see you. Please come back to me...I fear I may never see you again!
Love,
Me
Re: Dear Sleep
This is going to sound AWFUL, but my DH had to get up in the middle of the night last night to blow his nose, and I was secretly happy that HE had to get up for once.
And then I had to get up to pee.