Dear AF,

Cow-girl

Since yelling at you has not worked now I am going to try being nice to you.  You have come to my house, you may stay for 4 days, then I would like you to leave.  I have accepted the fact that you barged in on me when you werent wanted with cramps to boot. 

It seems as though you are confused.  You are on the wrong board.  You are visiting all my friends on TTCAL, when really you should be visiting my friends on PL that are awaiting your arrival with open arms..  I can print you off a map, or let you borrow my GPS so you head in the correct direction.

Would you kindly move to the other board there are girls there that are waiting for you with open arms.  If you cant afford the "moving expenses" I will gladly pay for the UHaul vehicle you need to move your "baggage", and I will even pay the deposit on your "new place".  But please please please move there permenantly. 

You keep showing up at my friends houses who have kindly asked you not to visit for 9 months, and quite frankly Im getting sick of it.  Could you kindly grant my request to stay away from my SAL & TTCAL friends? 

Sincerely,

cowgirl

ACM1616

Thank you for addressing her on behalf of the union.  I really appreciate it!  So, what have her people come back to you with?

jen-dale

That's definately a State of the Union address! NIce! I hope she listens.

wannabmommy

HA! nice! I'll chip in for the U-haul costs too, if that's what it takes to get a bfp!!

Cow-girl

ACM1616:

Thank you for addressing her on behalf of the union.  I really appreciate it!  So, what have her people come back to you with?

I got the "check is in the mail" attitude.  Couldnt get anything concrete!  LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

inque223

Well said!

AF should be wise and listen up. 

candlcrazee

ACM1616:

Thank you for addressing her on behalf of the union.  I really appreciate it!  So, what have her people come back to you with?

This!    

ACM1616

cowgirl:

ACM1616:

Thank you for addressing her on behalf of the union.  I really appreciate it!  So, what have her people come back to you with?

I got the "check is in the mail" attitude.  Couldnt get anything concrete!  LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Well, i've got your back, and I can be a bit of a biatch... so you let me know if you need some back-up!

Jacquiemark

Well done, I hope she listens!!  ::gives a donation for the moving expenses::

superluper

I finished a course not too long ago on collective bargaining so I'll offer my legal services for free in order to draft an agreement between the TTCAL ladies and AF

Cow-girl

ACM1616:

cowgirl:

ACM1616:

Thank you for addressing her on behalf of the union.  I really appreciate it!  So, what have her people come back to you with?

I got the "check is in the mail" attitude.  Couldnt get anything concrete!  LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Well, i've got your back, and I can be a bit of a biatch... so you let me know if you need some back-up!

Thanks for the backup.  I dont know if I will need it.  If I can keep my 1300 lb horse in "check" Im sure I can handle AF..  : )   But I will definitely let you know if I get in a "pickle" and need assistance... 

Cow-girl

superluper:

I finished a course not too long ago on collective bargaining so I'll offer my legal services for free in order to draft an agreement between the TTCAL ladies and AF

Thanks luper!  Myabe collective bargaining is just what we need....  You're the best!

mlmtgg

Dear cowgirl, I nominate you as delegate to the GO AWAY AF convention. you speak for all of us!

Bensbride2006

::applause::  Cowgirl - your letter was awesome!!  Thanks for standing up to AF for us!

MsPeay

I love this, can you be my delegate! I hope she comes so she can be gone for 9 months.