DH poll: gross things

texas77

so what kind of gross things does your DH do?

does he know that you know that he does it?

does he do it on purpose to bother you?

 

Jacquiemark

Clips his toenails in the living room.

He knows I know about this, he will take the garbage can at least and bring it into the living room in front of me.

I give him a dirty look and tell him to get his butt in the bathroom.

Cow-girl

My DH just eats gross stuff..    Yes he does it on purpose.  He puts gross stuff together then eats it in front of me.  Makes me wanna throw up!.. 

texas77

mine will fart in bed and then try to dutch oven me.

yep

yep, he'll do it and then look at me with a big grin on his face. 

Mia07

Mine eats sunflower seeds and leaves the slobbery wet shells in a glass or bowl on the floor, which half the time gets knocked over by the dog... ick!

Jacquiemark

cowgirl:

My DH just eats gross stuff..    Yes he does it on purpose.  He puts gross stuff together then eats it in front of me.  Makes me wanna throw up!.. 

Ick. Speaking of food....

DH has this bad habit of talking with his mouth full of food. I have been trying to break this habit, which he has been doing much better. I noticed that his parents do this so I know where he learned it from.  

Jacquiemark

texas77:

mine will fart in bed and then try to dutch oven me.

yep

yep, he'll do it and then look at me with a big grin on his face. 

lmao! Do you do it back? 

wigirl2007

Jacquiemark:

Clips his toenails in the living room.

He knows I know about this, he will take the garbage can at least and bring it into the living room in front of me.

I give him a dirty look and tell him to get his butt in the bathroom.

 Oh, my DH takes toenails to a whole new level.  He won't use an actual clippers, instead, he just rips them off and then leaves a little pile on the end table for when I dust..... seriously disgusting!!

Jacquiemark

wigirl2007:

Jacquiemark:

Clips his toenails in the living room.

He knows I know about this, he will take the garbage can at least and bring it into the living room in front of me.

I give him a dirty look and tell him to get his butt in the bathroom.

 Oh, my DH takes toenails to a whole new level.  He won't use an actual clippers, instead, he just rips them off and then leaves a little pile on the end table for when I dust..... seriously disgusting!!

Nasty!!  

texas77

i have tried to do it back, but it's hard to fart in front of him.  so i finally got it right one day and i got him so good.  i was so embarassed that i ran in the bathroom to hide.  well he figured since i ran in there that i must have sharted.  LOL.  so when i came out and he thought that i was embarassed all over again. 

Jacquiemark

Texas, you crack me up, LOL!

Eviebee

Hmmm, how many am I allowed??  The toenails in the living room, yep.  Talking with his mouthful, yep.  The one that really grosses me out is farting at the dinner table, a lot!  His excuse is that he holds it in all day at work and on the bus on the way home that it all has to come out.  I think I should start locking him outside for an hour after he gets home... may not go over well.

redshoegirl

He doesn't wipe his mouth while eating. Grosses me the hell out. He says, "it's just going to get dirty again so why wipe before the end of the meal?" How about because it's not nice for other people to look at?!?

Hell to the yes, we eat together.

Not exactly on purpose specifically to bother me, but he knows it bugs me but still often does it. He is getting better - if there's something messy like spaghetti, he'll wipe his mouth, but if it's something like a sandwich, he'll just leave crumbs all over the place until he's done.