We are watching He's Just Not That Into You and I mention that Scarlett Johannsen married Ryan Reynolds.
MH: ?"Have you ever seen him with his shirt off?"
Me: ?blank stare, followed by some giggles, and then breaks into full blown laughter
MH: ?"No seriously. ?Have you seen Terrell Owens? ?He's that cut."
Me: ?howls of laughter get louder
MH: ?"But you would never expect him to be cut like that!" ?
Me: ?crying b/c I'm laughing so hard
MH: (trying to recover) "And have you seen her tits? ?F- you. ?I'm going into the other room to look at some porn."
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Re: I won't do this conversation with MH justice, but worth a shot
Let's try this again...
ha ha ha ha.
Oh and I am in love with Ryan Renoylds. I have loved him since 2 guys, a girl and a pizza place
Bwahahaha! That's great!
Btw, does anyone else remember him in that TV show Fifteen? Anyone?
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Anyone?
Sorry...no.
::crickets::?
If it weren't for YouTube just now I would've thought I made that show up!
Anyway, he was in it when he was, like, 13 and an adorable chubby little kid.