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S/O Dumb: What's the dumbest song lyric you can think of?
"Look dude. You know I love you like cooked food." Jay-Z's "Girls, Girls, Girls"
One I heard on the radio the other day:
"I said 'Shush girl. Shut your lips. Do the Helen Keller and talk w/ your hips'".
Ridicolous. WTF does that even mean? I'm pretty sure Helen Keller didn't talk w/ her hips. 
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Re: S/O Dumb: What's the dumbest song lyric you can think of?
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That's the one I was going to say.
Those are quite dumb.... I can't even begin to list NEW songs (rather, in the last 5-10 years) w/stupid lyrics, b/c there seem to be an inordinate amount of them.
When I saw your post though, I immediately thought of the Presidents of The United States' song, "Peaches":
Peaches come from a can/ they were put there by a man/....
The entire song must have been a dare, "Dude, I bet I can write the dumbest song EVER, and get it on the radio. I bet it'll be a hit."
As far as music goes, I'm stuck in the 90s but I find most rap/hip-hop lyrics pretty dumb. The grammar is horrendous and it makes me sad to think that this is what children are learning these days.
However, these lyrics are pretty stupid and grammatically incorrect
"I'm a big big girl
In a big big world
It's not a big big thing if u leave me
But I do do feel
That I do do will
Miss u much
Miss u much"
I think your exactly right. And it was a huge hit. Hilarious!
I would say the Lady Gaga-I wanna ride on your disco stick. Also in that song is something along the lines of, "lets go for a walk down the block with my hand on your shhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Me too. I hate that song.
"I'm a Barbie girl. In a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic! "
OR
"Mmm bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du bop, ba duba dop
Ba du "
I like the Peaches song. I really really do.
It's on a CD in my car.
DMoney will be a kickass big sister
me too!
) Millions of peaches, peaches for me... oh and i hate peaches
"your best friend Harry has a cousin Larry, in 5 days from now he's gonna marry. He's hoping you'll make there if you can 'cause in the ceremony you'll be the best man" Huh?? You're going to be the best man in your friend's cousin's wedding? And, as the best man, said cousin is only hoping you can make it?
(the above is from Bust a Move by Young MC, by the way)
i love the disco stick line. love it.
and, though i hate to say it bc i secretly love them, the worst lyrics are LFO. any song.
"Got my 45 on, so I can rock on" - Soak Up the Sun by Sheryl Crow
Everytime I hear it I'm just embarrassed for her.
There's a Metallica song on their newest album...I don't know the name of the track. The music is amazing, and then starts the lyrics...and every time I have to turn off the stupid song:
"What don't kill us, makes us more strong"
It's just the most awkward sounding lyric. Like they really just HAD to use the word 'strong' so it would rhyme/flow...but it sounds SO stupid.
I love Lady Gaga's silliness - even the Disco Stick line.
Haha. Before I even READ this post, I thought of those exact lyrics..I HATE that song, particularly that part. What an insult to someone who actually had brains, unlike those guys...
oh oh i have one
fvck so good (good) coulda sworng you went to college.
lol what? why does college make me fvck good?
I can think of a few.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic" - Aqua
"We make it hype and you want to step with this. Shay palays on the fade, sliced like a ninja" Vanilla Ice (while a great song, still very dumb lyrics)
Breleigh & Mason
"I knew I loved you before I met you." WTF? How is that even possible?
What's even more obnoxious is that this was the song from "Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire". Remember that fiasco of a show?
i vote "Summer Girls" by LFO. there is no train of thought at all. just like random word vomit.
"like the color purple, macaroni and cheese,
ruby red slippers, and a bunch of trees."
methinks someone was smoking something serious while writing this song....
From Elton John's (lyrics by Bernie Taupin, of course) Your Song:
"If I was a sculptor, but then again, no"
WTF is that?
"I am, I said to no one there, and no one heard at all not even the chair"
- I am I said by Neil Diamond
Womanizer womanizer woman womanizer
you're a womanizer
oh womanizer oh
you're a womanizer, baby
you, you, you are
you, you, you are
womanizer, womanizer, womanizer.
hey, back off. I love this song. I had the CD in college.
I vote for the entire song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Fergie.
Aw-ful.
I HATE that song. Hate it. I turn my radio off every time it comes on.
"I miss you like a child misses his blanket" WTF????
The song is way stupid but I like singing it. ?How about the entire song Cupid's Chokehold?? ?GAH!
I love it when she calls my phone...she even got her very own ringtone...If that aint love then I don't know what love is (ba ba bi baaa)?
ok gymclass heroes has their own brand of lyrics - like LFO. read some of their other songs. i think they are supposed to be funny/stupid
Ahhh, I see. ?Ok well I won't cringe as much as I used to when I hear that song now...?