Wow... I may not be getting enough sleep. lol!

~Lynchie~ · June 2009

So today at work I went to my closet to pump (yes I have to pump in a closet but thats another story) anyways, so I got my pump all pluged in and attached the tubes to the pump and turned it on but I wasnt getting any suction. Sometimes that happens if I accidentally put the cones so they are part way on my shirt or bra and theres not a good seal, so I start fiddling with the cones and nothin... It takes about 45 more seconds of swearing and fiddling before I realize that I hooked the tubes to the pump but not to the cones! So I laugh at myself for being stupid, fix the problem and turn the pump back on, about 30 seconds later I am sitting there pumping playing on my phone when I feel something wet on my legs, look down to see that I forgot to put the bottles on the cones so the milk is just dripping down onto my legs!! Sh!t!! So i grab the bottles and am frantically trying to attach them to the tubes meanwhile the milk is still dripping onto my legs (why ddn't i turn off the pump you ask?? thats an excellent question...) So 10 minutes later I get to go back to the office with big wet spots on my legs.

FMylife...