Dear trolls,

christykell

Hi I'm Christykell. Yes, I have a badge that marks my participation in an "internet drinking club". I like to drink. Probably more than should at times. I like to hang out on the bump and talk to my e friends. Sometimes I'm witty and interesting and sometimes I'm dull and boring. My sex life has dry spells. Sometimes having a few drinks puts me in the mood and sometimes it takes me right out of the mood. Sometimes I feel bad for my husband too cause I'm not always the best wife ever. And yes, sometimes I feel bad for my unborn children too because who the hell knows if I'll be a fantastic mom.

Does that about cover it for you guys? Anything I missed?

Melinz

I love your badge

cpiccotti

christykell

kdodge423:

If you ignore them, they will get bored and leave.

Who said I wanted them to leave?

I just got here!

BROCKSTAR

you forgot to sigh 23 times!! Hi Ckell...How are you this Friday?!

christykell

BROCKSTAR:

you forgot to sigh 23 times!! Hi Ckell...How are you this Friday?!

I'm good Brock! ::sigh::

lol

What are you up to tonight?

a.graves

How do I get my own badge? I want one. I am so jealous!!!!

BROCKSTAR

a.graves:

How do I get my own badge? I want one. I am so jealous!!!!

a.graves I am with you. I want a badge...maybe we can be the security to the higher ups? I always miss the more exciting nights....

sare_bear

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

ams8099

::runs off to see what i missed::

christykell

sare_bear:

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

Seriously, I drank a shiit ton of chardonnay and pinot to earn that bad boy. I single handedly keep yellow tail wines in business.

MegsInWales49

christykell:

sare_bear:

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

Seriously, I drank a shiit ton of chardonnay and pinot to earn that bad boy. I single handedly keep yellow tail wines in business.

Well, we all do our bit to help the economy.  Hats of to you for being a standup citizen CKell!

a.graves

christykell:

sare_bear:

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

Seriously, I drank a shiit ton of chardonnay and pinot to earn that bad boy. I single handedly keep yellow tail wines in business.

I think my brother and I kept Budlight in business this week with the ILs. Maybe a "I survived the ILs badge?" lol.

 

sare_bear

MegsInWales49:

christykell:

sare_bear:

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

Seriously, I drank a shiit ton of chardonnay and pinot to earn that bad boy. I single handedly keep yellow tail wines in business.

Well, we all do our bit to help the economy.  Hats of to you for being a standup citizen CKell!

Lol!  Maybe you should switch to an American wine CK. 

mkemily

a.graves:

christykell:

sare_bear:

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

Seriously, I drank a shiit ton of chardonnay and pinot to earn that bad boy. I single handedly keep yellow tail wines in business.

I think my brother and I kept Budlight in business this week with the ILs. Maybe a "I survived the ILs badge?" lol.

 

Sign me up for the IL badge. 

BROCKSTAR

christykell:

BROCKSTAR:

you forgot to sigh 23 times!! Hi Ckell...How are you this Friday?!

I'm good Brock! ::sigh::

lol

What are you up to tonight?

Well, I work tonight so I am enjoying a pre-shift beer and packing for my cruise. How is your new backyard? Are the birds still picking at it?

sare_bear

a.graves:

christykell:

sare_bear:

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

Seriously, I drank a shiit ton of chardonnay and pinot to earn that bad boy. I single handedly keep yellow tail wines in business.

I think my brother and I kept Budlight in business this week with the ILs. Maybe a "I survived the ILs badge?" lol.

Now there is a badge earned!

christykell

sare_bear:

MegsInWales49:

christykell:

sare_bear:

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

Seriously, I drank a shiit ton of chardonnay and pinot to earn that bad boy. I single handedly keep yellow tail wines in business.

Well, we all do our bit to help the economy.  Hats of to you for being a standup citizen CKell!

Lol!  Maybe you should switch to an American wine CK. 

I know right? I need to be more patriotic!

BROCKSTAR

CKell....Do you enjoy white or red wine. I have this GREAT wine store by my house (coincidence, I think NOT. Location, location, location.) And they have a new red called Biitch and a white called mad housewife..I totally thought of you and lyse last night when I was stocking up!!

MegsInWales49

christykell:

sare_bear:

MegsInWales49:

christykell:

sare_bear:

You ladies earned those badges.  It's not like you just made that shiit up!

Seriously, I drank a shiit ton of chardonnay and pinot to earn that bad boy. I single handedly keep yellow tail wines in business.

Well, we all do our bit to help the economy.  Hats of to you for being a standup citizen CKell!

Lol!  Maybe you should switch to an American wine CK. 

I know right? I need to be more patriotic!

It's ok- we live in a global economy, right?

christykell

BROCKSTAR:

CKell....Do you enjoy white or red wine. I have this GREAT wine store by my house (coincidence, I think NOT. Location, location, location.) And they have a new red called Biitch and a white called mad housewife..I totally thought of you and lyse last night when I was stocking up!!

I like both, but I definitely prefer whites. I think they're more refreshing and since I live in an oven I need to be refreshed.

I love those names! So fitting.

lyse2143

Oh CK, looks like they didn't want to talk to you.

BROCKSTAR

christykell:

BROCKSTAR:

CKell....Do you enjoy white or red wine. I have this GREAT wine store by my house (coincidence, I think NOT. Location, location, location.) And they have a new red called Biitch and a white called mad housewife..I totally thought of you and lyse last night when I was stocking up!!

I like both, but I definitely prefer whites. I think they're more refreshing and since I live in an oven I need to be refreshed.

I love those names! So fitting.

Next time I go I will have to pick one up and send it your way as a congrats on the backyard/vp of the BWIC/because I Fu$king can present!!

christykell

lyse2143:

Oh CK, looks like they didn't want to talk to you.

There ain't much left to say when you call yourself out. lolz

christykell

BROCKSTAR:

christykell:

BROCKSTAR:

CKell....Do you enjoy white or red wine. I have this GREAT wine store by my house (coincidence, I think NOT. Location, location, location.) And they have a new red called Biitch and a white called mad housewife..I totally thought of you and lyse last night when I was stocking up!!

I like both, but I definitely prefer whites. I think they're more refreshing and since I live in an oven I need to be refreshed.

I love those names! So fitting.

Next time I go I will have to pick one up and send it your way as a congrats on the backyard/vp of the BWIC/because I Fu$king can present!!

Well aren't you a peach!

lyse2143

::smooches!!::