Follow up to knife question

christykell

So the concensus is to wash the knives by hand.

Would you still wash them by hand if you've just used one to kill your husband?

This is where I am headed right now.

jessiecow

LMAO - actually i think that calls for washing it in bleach and then burying it in the backyard or something . . .

GenRN45

no, the one that I used to kill my husband would get soaked in bleach and then buried out back in a ziplock bag, under the hydrangea bush....

sazzette

I would follow the previous posters instructions! lol

SFNewzGirl

Maybe step away from the knives...

 

Melinz

I thought you could only kill Vampires by a steak to the heart? Would a knife work?

christykell

Melinz:

I thought you could only kill Vampires by a steak to the heart? Would a knife work?

What an excellent point.

boxie

Just remember to slit and not to stab.  Your goal should be to bleed him out to death.  You would have to stab and stab and stab to kill him, and he could fight back and or flee to the authorities!

But overall I think you shoud kiss and make up!

 

Abc15379

Melinz:

I thought you could only kill Vampires by a steak to the heart? Would a knife work?

LMAO! A steak? Or a stake?

I guess I would rather have the steak. 

christykell

boxie:

Just remember to slit and not to stab.  Your goal should be to bleed him out to death.  You would have to stab and stab and stab to kill him, and he could fight back and or flee to the authorities!

But overall I think you shoud kiss and make up!

This actually made me laugh hard enough that I am almost willing to make up now.

christykell

Abc15379:

Melinz:

I thought you could only kill Vampires by a steak to the heart? Would a knife work?

LMAO! A steak? Or a stake?

I guess I would rather have the steak. 

OMG! LOL!

How do I get the steak to his heart? Just feed a really fatty steak to him?

Melinz

christykell:

Abc15379:

Melinz:

I thought you could only kill Vampires by a steak to the heart? Would a knife work?

LMAO! A steak? Or a stake?

I guess I would rather have the steak. 

OMG! LOL!

How do I get the steak to his heart? Just feed a really fatty steak to him?

Ya I realized that a little bit ago that I wrote Steak instead of Stake haha, oh well , you knew what I ment at first

skinnursemandee

hahah ditto what jessie said

tct1219

jessiecow:

LMAO - actually i think that calls for washing it in bleach and then burying it in the backyard or something . . .

don't bury it, that's just asking to get found out. use bleach, then soap, then put it back like nothing happened.

bakerlm

tct1219:

jessiecow:

LMAO - actually i think that calls for washing it in bleach and then burying it in the backyard or something . . .

don't bury it, that's just asking to get found out. use bleach, then soap, then put it back like nothing happened.

 

Or if you must bury it, do it somewhere totally unrelated to you... they always suspect the wife too soon anyway.