Funny Questions your DH/SO has asked?

BugLuv

So yeah, I know another Dh post, but I forgot to include it in my last post. 

So I lost my MP today, and texted my hubby that it happened.  He immediately called back and said he was on his way home.  I asked him why and he said, "Well isn't that whats keeping the water in?"

I died laughing on the phone.  Poor guy.  I told him it really didn't mean anything, could be labor starts soon, could be 2 weeks, but I was excited bc progress is progress.

Anyone else's hubby just as clueless?

blessed_wife

Amazing!

At least he didn't think that the baby would fall out!

Suparstarz714

OH my!! that is so funny!!!

DH asked when I am going to start "similacing"... And he keeps asking if I've had my "show" yet...

BugLuv

Suparstarz714:

OH my!! that is so funny!!!

DH asked when I am going to start "similacing"... And he keeps asking if I've had my "show" yet...

Ok I guess its my time to be clueless, what is "similacing"?

Deirdre18

I just spit out my chocolate milk!!!! Sometimes it is so cute how clueless men are sometimes. AWWW

Suparstarz714

lol... this is what my DH keeps calling lactating...

Josh & Calendi

DH doesn't have any random questions. I think he looks stuff up online or talk to the guys at work (there's four babies being born there including ours). He's mentioned a few times "Oh I read this article online that says it's pretty common" or he'll say "So and so said that.....". So he's informing himself somehow! haha

leahbrazil

According to my DH the baby furniture we need are a) a playpen, so she can be put in there and be "safe and contained" (his words). and b) a basket for her to sleep in.

 

dgurl26

HA! DH asked the same thing when I told him I lost mine!! O and I went into labor the same day I lost mine. My water broke at almost exactly this time! Hmmm... maybe some of my luck will rub off on you...

BugLuv

J&C - love it!  That is really cute that he is all informed.

Leah - will any basket do?  haha love these silly boys

Dgurl - one can only hope!

nerdsbride

My SMRT DH told me not to swallow gum becuase it would clog the umbilical cord and our baby would die. 

MrsDimka2B

DH keeps asking if I've had my "bloody show" yet--he's joking because he is just quoting a line from "Knocked Up."

However, when I get a contraction now, he gets a somewhat terrified look on his face like he thinks everything is just going to explode out of me at that very moment.

Josh & Calendi

leahbrazil:

According to my DH the baby furniture we need are a) a playpen, so she can be put in there and be "safe and contained" (his words). and b) a basket for her to sleep in.

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That's funny! It shows he's putting some thought into it though!!?

Suparstarz714

nerdsbride:

My SMRT DH told me not to swallow gum becuase it would clog the umbilical cord and our baby would die. 

gotta love this one!

Josh & Calendi

Suparstarz714:

nerdsbride:

My SMRT DH told me not to swallow gum becuase it would clog the umbilical cord and our baby would die.?

gotta love this one!

Definitely! This one is hilarious!