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Toddlers: 12 - 24 Months
Tess12
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Sentences you never thought you'd say
Tess12
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"Madeleine, mommy bought you a treat at the store--salmon!"
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Re: Sentences you never thought you'd say
"Charlotte, please don't stand on your sister's head, mommy has to change Alice, too, she will hold you in a minute."
"Alice, please stop eating green beans off the floor. Stop dumping your milk on the floor. Binkies don't go in the bathtub."
We had an interesting bedtime tonight lol.
No, Joseph, Mama is not a dog.
Joseph, laundry is not a toy.
Joseph, please don't ride the broom around the table.
Joseph, let go of that puppy's face. (A good reason to not bring a miniature pinscher to a yard sale.)
"Here's some YUMMY tofu!" (honestly, do I really think I'm kidding the kid).
"Oww! F* that hurt" in reference to my over one year old biting my nipple. I never thought I would be bfing this long....of course I wouldn't be if he actually bit me a lot.
No, Joseph, that's not daddy. No, Joseph, that's not daddy either. No, Joseph, not daddy again.
Apparently Joseph thinks I really got around.
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
"Bye bye poopoos"
"No pee pee in elmo!"
"Where is fred's big girl panties"
Obviously potty training has been interesting to us.
I had to run into Jo's room to see if you didn't steal my child. She does this exact same thing.
Hysterical.
"Awww! Look at you, drinking big boy milk in your sippy! You are such a big boy! I bet that milk is *much* better than mommy's milk, huh?"
My pathetic attempt to seek approval from my son for weaning.?
I'm just going potty, I'll be right back.
No Kylie! Don't try to eat the bird poop. That's yuck!
Stop licking the floor/driveway/etc.. Gross!
BFP 5/07 - Kylie born 2/08. BPF 2/09 - Alexandra born 10/09.
TTC since 8/13 - diagnosed difficulty conceiving due to LP defect. Took vitamin B and Vitex Berry to help lengthen.
BFP 2/14 - Missed M/C found at 8.5 weeks. D&C at 9w2d. Partial Molar Pregnancy.
BFP 11/14
My Pregnancy(ies) Blog
Married 8.13.2005, M/C 12/8/06- 5 weeks, M/C 2/27/07- 7 weeks, M/C w/ D&C 8/10/09-6.5 weeks *Charles Lawrence born 5/2/08 @ 3:14am, 7lb 8oz, 20.5 inches. Clomid, Crinone and baby aspirin. *Alexandra Claire born 9/14/10 @ 9:52am 6lb 14oz, 20.5 inches. Femara, Crinone and baby aspirin.
Excellent. ?
OH YEAH that one I do!!!!! That and "Harmon NO! Don't drag the kitty all over the living room by the tale".
(I have the worlds best pets!!!!!!!)
i've said quite a few of these!
today: "don't drink the bathwater."
"quit eating the catfood."
"that's the dog's hump toy - leave it alone!!!" my g'ma's dog has a "lovey" LOL
"quit licking the screen door."
LOL! We have had a similar issue. "No Harmon... that is Mommy and Daddy's special gel... lets put that back"
Ellie, No smoking!!
(she picked up a cigarette on the ground at a park and tried to put it in her mouth)
"you poo poo'd? Good job!"
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"Honey, you should have seen what was in his diaper today!"
"Hey babe, what was in his diaper?"
"Mama's going potty! tinkle tinkle!"
Mama Jan's Kitchen... a food blog
"Ethan, please stop throwing mommy's tampons in the bathtub".
Apparrently, a box of tampons is the most exciting thing he can find to play with.
Oh man, that was hilarious.
"woohoo, your poopie is normal!"
"Don't eat that rock"
"(to my cat's) If you don't behave your going in with the kid"
"Dirt is not food!"
"We don't drink bubbles."
"Stop burying your sunglasses in the dirt."
"You can't get on the dog."
"How did Cheerios end up in my bra?"?
My bff called me when she had her best- "Don't put your penis in the cold air return!" ?She couldn't stop laughing and had to call someone!?
"Don't suck on the marble" - we have a marble-ish slab right in front of our fireplace that DS loves to suction his mouth to and suck.
"Don't lick the screen door"
"Don't put the mouse in your mouth" - DS is obsessed with our cats' filthy toys.