I was just googling the alcohol/tampon thing and discovered that you can get drunk from a wine enema. Sounds like a blast! Seriously, who discovers these things? Who was the first person to ever think, "Hmm, I wonder what will happen if I shoot this bottle of wine up my a$$...?"
Re: Nothing like a wine enema for a fun filled night.
ewww. Tell me about it.
But seriously, DH who's in the medical field said that a wife brought her DH liquor in the hospital and gave it to him in an enema because the DH was begging for it because he was a severe alcoholic and was going thru withdrawls. He died from it. So dangerous bec. it absorbs into the blood stream so much faster.