This is the trainwreck I ended up with in my desperate 30 mins to find a suit. It doesn't look so bad on this model, but my boobs are like 25 times bigger than hers. And big boobs make anything look slightly more trashy, IMO. LOL
I had to do the skirt cause the stretchmarks on my damn ass/hips are far from faded.

Re: the "mom" bathing suit PIP
I did this because it just covers the stretchmarks on my butt and thighs without being a full skirt. But yeah, I hate seeing pictures of me with my cleavage all out. I feel like a hooker.
I think its cute - not too momish at all.
Now in a floral pattern though... lol
HAHAHAHA! Seriously! Thankfully target had a plain black one, which was the only reason I was ok with buying it.