Trying to Get Pregnant

Gotta love the irony....

My fuucking FISH got a BFP.

Whore. 

Re: Gotta love the irony....

  • She'll just eat the babies anyway.

    Fish-1

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    So I declare that AT LEAST a tie.

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  • ondjimaondjima member
    Did she pee on a fish-stick??!? Stick out tongueWink
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  • omg i am so sorry.  i <3 you but i am cracking the fvck up at your fish.  at least now you will be a grandma
  • imagechristykell:

    She'll just eat the babies anyway.

    Fish-1

    Abc-1

    So I declare that AT LEAST a tie.

    Nah, I decided to be a good Granny, and bought the little mother a breeding tank, that has holes and a separate section for the fish babies to escape to, so mom can't eat them.
  • MrsMAFMrsMAF member
    LOL!! Some fish have all the luck.
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  • imageAbc15379:
    imagechristykell:

    She'll just eat the babies anyway.

    Fish-1

    Abc-1

    So I declare that AT LEAST a tie.

    Nah, I decided to be a good Granny, and bought the little mother a breeding tank, that has holes and a separate section for the fish babies to escape to, so mom can't eat them.

    Aw, you're the best granny ever!

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  • sspylessspyles member
    That made me laugh really hard. Then I sneezed all over the computer and had to wipe off a gob of snot before DH saw it.
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  • ondjimaondjima member
    imagekdodge423:

    One the plus side, I am pretty sure that is the first time I smiled tonight.

    Then I realized I had mashed potatoes on my screen. Damn it.

    Why is there mashed potatoes on yout screen??

  • imageAbc15379:
    imagechristykell:

    She'll just eat the babies anyway.

    Fish-1

    Abc-1

    So I declare that AT LEAST a tie.

    Nah, I decided to be a good Granny, and bought the little mother a breeding tank, that has holes and a separate section for the fish babies to escape to, so mom can't eat them.

    a) how do you know that a fish is pregnant?

    b) i have  never heard of this breeding tank... me likes.

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  • imageondjima:
    imagekdodge423:

    One the plus side, I am pretty sure that is the first time I smiled tonight.

    Then I realized I had mashed potatoes on my screen. Damn it.

    Why is there mashed potatoes on yout screen??

    I was just going to ask the same thing...you've got to explain that one :)

  • imageondjima:
    Did she pee on a fish-stick??!? Stick out tongueWink

    HAHAHA OMG!?

  • imageladymgray:
    imageAbc15379:
    imagechristykell:

    She'll just eat the babies anyway.

    Fish-1

    Abc-1

    So I declare that AT LEAST a tie.

    Nah, I decided to be a good Granny, and bought the little mother a breeding tank, that has holes and a separate section for the fish babies to escape to, so mom can't eat them.

    a) how do you know that a fish is pregnant?

    b) i have  never heard of this breeding tank... me likes.

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    See? You just float this puppy in the top of the tank, and put Mama in there. The babies are teeny, and will float down through the holes into the bottom level, and be safe from anyone trying to eat them. 


  • The mental image of a fishing checking out a pee stick and exclaiming with glee makes me LOL.

    (Plus, she is totes wearing a lace collar and pearl necklace in this mental image)


    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
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  • imagekdodge423:
    imageengrider18:
    imageondjima:
    imagekdodge423:

    One the plus side, I am pretty sure that is the first time I smiled tonight.

    Then I realized I had mashed potatoes on my screen. Damn it.

    Why is there mashed potatoes on yout screen??

    I was just going to ask the same thing...you've got to explain that one :)

    Hmm, possibly because I had a mouthful of them when I read this and laughed.

    ohh I have  a headache from laughing

  • imagekdodge423:
    imageengrider18:
    imageondjima:
    imagekdodge423:

    One the plus side, I am pretty sure that is the first time I smiled tonight.

    Then I realized I had mashed potatoes on my screen. Damn it.

    Why is there mashed potatoes on yout screen??

    I was just going to ask the same thing...you've got to explain that one :)

    Hmm, possibly because I had a mouthful of them when I read this and laughed.

    haha, makes sense :) guess you've got to be careful what you're eating or drinking while reading posts on here.

  • imageRogue Lily:

    The mental image of a fishing checking out a pee stick and exclaiming with glee makes me LOL.

    (Plus, she is totes wearing a lace collar and pearl necklace in this mental image)

    Actually, this wasn't planned. She was planning on going back to school to get her degree. And....she's not sure who the father is.

    Oh, and how bout Guppies are only KU for 28 days. 28 DAYS! 

  • ondjimaondjima member

    What kind of fish do you have?

  • ondjimaondjima member

    I am guessing guppies...

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  • imageondjima:

    What kind of fish do you have?

    I have a bunch, but the skank in question is a Guppy. Named Lulu. Her boyfriend is Zulu, cause he looks like a Zulu warrior. Lulu rhymes. We are simple folk.
  • imageAbc15379:
    imageRogue Lily:

    The mental image of a fishing checking out a pee stick and exclaiming with glee makes me LOL.

    (Plus, she is totes wearing a lace collar and pearl necklace in this mental image)

    Actually, this wasn't planned. She was planning on going back to school to get her degree. And....she's not sure who the father is.

    Oh, and how bout Guppies are only KU for 28 days. 28 DAYS! 

    Well, tell her that there is always University of Phoenix...


    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
    Zach Rance 4 President



  • imageskinnursemandee:
    omg i am so sorry.  i <3 you but i am cracking the fvck up at your fish.  at least now you will be a grandma
  • imageAbc15379:
    imageRogue Lily:

    The mental image of a fishing checking out a pee stick and exclaiming with glee makes me LOL.

    (Plus, she is totes wearing a lace collar and pearl necklace in this mental image)

    Actually, this wasn't planned. She was planning on going back to school to get her degree. And....she's not sure who the father is.

    Oh, and how bout Guppies are only KU for 28 days. 28 DAYS! 

    ROTFLMAO!  This is hysterical and yet incredibly painful, noise still hurts my head.  Stupid migraine!

  • imageskinnursemandee:
    omg i am so sorry.  i <3 you but i am cracking the fvck up at your fish.  at least now you will be a grandma

    OMG! I just spit out my iced tea reading this! Bwahahaha!

  • imagekdodge423:
    imageRogue Lily:
    imageAbc15379:
    imageRogue Lily:

    The mental image of a fishing checking out a pee stick and exclaiming with glee makes me LOL.

    (Plus, she is totes wearing a lace collar and pearl necklace in this mental image)

    Actually, this wasn't planned. She was planning on going back to school to get her degree. And....she's not sure who the father is.

    Oh, and how bout Guppies are only KU for 28 days. 28 DAYS! 

    Well, tell her that there is always University of Phoenix...

    No doubt. Plus she should qualify for some massive aid, what with being single and the parent of multiples and all.

    bwahahahaha, dying over here with the "multiples" comment.


    Bro, but look how many ants are on this trash can...
    Zach Rance 4 President



  • This totally made me lol.
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  • imageondjima:
    Did she pee on a fish-stick??!? Stick out tongueWink

    I just spit out my coffee. That seriously cracked me up!

     

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