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DH makes me howl with laughter

ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
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Hahahahahaha.

(Background: this is our  first month using the CBEFM).

DH was pretty much out the door this am (dressed, keys in hand) and he went back up to the washroom to look at the monitor.

It was showing the egg........so he yells down the stairs "Egg! Egg! Get up here!"

When I got up there he was no longer dressed for work....

He kills me. He really does.

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  • Laura CochranLaura Cochran

    LOL...My DH called the CBEFM the BabyMaker3000 and thanks to it, he learned all about the female reproductive cycle. Just so he could understand how the gadget worked.

     

    Hope it worked for you!!

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
    imagelebraly:

    LOL...My DH called the CBEFM the BabyMaker3000 and thanks to it, he learned all about the female reproductive cycle. Just so he could understand how the gadget worked.

    Hope it worked for you!!

    BabyMaker3000...that's hilarious!

    DH loves the chart and the monitor. He'd be peeing on stuff himself if he thought it would help.

    He's got baby fever BAD Wink

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  • lmizgala@hotmail.comlmizgala@hotmail.com

    That is hilarious.  What a tropper.  Looks like you got yourself a good one!

    Best of luck to you.  Hope it worked.  Big Smile

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  • ccbananaccbanana member
    Oh Cat, that just melts me!  What a cutie that man is Wink
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  • indianasunshineindianasunshine member

    That's adorable! ?

    Guys can be so cute sometimes!?

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  • rebelina1rebelina1 member
    Too funny!  Guys are so cute when it comes to TTC.  Last cycle during the 2WW every morning when I took my temp DH would ask "did we make a baby?".  I have since had to "school" him on temping.  What a goof!
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  • GymDogFranGymDogFran

    Yeah, my DH always wants to pee into the "machine."  He jokes about it so much that a couple of our friends, a gay couple, two guys, are always asking if they can pee into it too . . .

     I'm like . . . well, you don't actually pee INTO it . . .

    Come to think of it, this could explain why it acted funny last month.  I'm going to have to investigate!

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  • DukosDukos
    That's hilarious!  And too cute =)
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  • joyfulnaturejoyfulnature

    This post made my morning!

    It seems you and your DH are well matched in the hillarity department - your posts frequently crack me up. :)

    My favorite silly DH TTC story: After we BD, I hold my legs up in the air  - hey, it can't hurt! DH refers to this as Baby Yoga. 

    One time after we BD'd on a non-fertile day, I got up before he did. When I came back into the bedroom, he had his legs up in the air. 

    I laughed until I cried.

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  • LizzyB11LizzyB11

    Oh my goodness! That is hysterical!

    Did anyone else see Monday's Rules of Engagment? I laughed so hard and asked DH why he wasn't as easy as Jeff to get into bed!

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  • Mrs.PeachyKeenMrs.PeachyKeen
    So funny!  I wish that I could get my DH to get excited at stuff like that.   I have learned not to show him OPKs or anything. It gives him performance anxiety something awful. 
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  • hollymichaelhollymichael

    Love it!!!

    Confession:  My DH doesn't know about the CBEFM.  At first I didn't tell him because I was afraid he would think I was getting too obsessed with everything.  I should probably go ahead and tell him now, but I don't want to cause any performance anxiety. I keep it hidden in the bathroom vanity!

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  • hollymichaelhollymichael
    imagejoyfulnature:

    My favorite silly DH TTC story: After we BD, I hold my legs up in the air  - hey, it can't hurt! DH refers to this as Baby Yoga. 

    One time after we BD'd on a non-fertile day, I got up before he did. When I came back into the bedroom, he had his legs up in the air. 

    I laughed until I cried.

    Very funny!!

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  • AnotherChanceAnotherChance
    Great stories, ladies! You guys are too funny!  Big Smile
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  • Married2MrWrightMarried2MrWright member

    Love this! Too funny!

    I was expecting to see an egg reading today too and nope, just another High.  Hopefully I'll see Peak tomorrow.  MH is hilarious too and is always asking "how's your temp today?"  He actually read TCoYF and is really into it all.  He wants a baby so badly!

    Sending you tons of egg meet sperm dust your way!

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  • lumbridelumbride member
    OMG- Cathy, that is hysterical!  Your dh is a trooper!
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  • leslieb923leslieb923
    That made me laugh so hard! ?Cute!!!
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  • NowDNAtooNowDNAtoo
    Your husband is a hoot!  I hope you had a good morning Wink
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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member

    imagerebelina1:
    Too funny!  Guys are so cute when it comes to TTC.  Last cycle during the 2WW every morning when I took my temp DH would ask "did we make a baby?".  I have since had to "school" him on temping.  What a goof!

    Way too cute though!

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
    imagejoyfulnature:

    This post made my morning!

    It seems you and your DH are well matched in the hillarity department - your posts frequently crack me up. :)

    My favorite silly DH TTC story: After we BD, I hold my legs up in the air  - hey, it can't hurt! DH refers to this as Baby Yoga. 

    One time after we BD'd on a non-fertile day, I got up before he did. When I came back into the bedroom, he had his legs up in the air. 

    I laughed until I cried.

    LMAO!

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  • lilacfritzlilacfritz
    That is funny!  It's great that he's so on board.  Hope this is your month!
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  • joyfulnaturejoyfulnature
    imageGymDogFran:

    Yeah, my DH always wants to pee into the "machine."  He jokes about it so much that a couple of our friends, a gay couple, two guys, are always asking if they can pee into it too . . .

     I'm like . . . well, you don't actually pee INTO it . . .

    Come to think of it, this could explain why it acted funny last month.  I'm going to have to investigate!

    LOL!  Boys do like to pee on stuff!

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
    imagejoyfulnature:
    imageGymDogFran:

    Yeah, my DH always wants to pee into the "machine."  He jokes about it so much that a couple of our friends, a gay couple, two guys, are always asking if they can pee into it too . . .

     I'm like . . . well, you don't actually pee INTO it . . .

    Come to think of it, this could explain why it acted funny last month.  I'm going to have to investigate!

    LOL!  Boys do like to pee on stuff!

    This story is funny too! LOL!

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  • futurebabymamafuturebabymama
    I love it. DH called my the "fvckmeter." 
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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member

    imagefuturebabymama:
    I love it. DH called my the "fvckmeter." 

    ::dies dead on the ground::

    That is the funniest thing I have heard today.

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  • hollymichaelhollymichael

    imagefuturebabymama:
    I love it. DH called my the "fvckmeter." 

    Love the name.  I think I will refer to it as such from now on too.

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  • ToshaGirlToshaGirl member
    imagehollymichael:

    imagefuturebabymama:
    I love it. DH called my the "fvckmeter." 

    Love the name.  I think I will refer to it as such from now on too.

    Has a lovely ring, don't you think?

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  • amnda1130amnda1130

    Too funny!  This is my first month on the CBEFM monitor or and got my first "egg" today!  DH was feeling bad as he fell asleep last night before I got  home from a flight last night.  He felt so bad that he left work today to meet me at home at 3pm! Afterwards, he left the bedroom while I was still laying there and asked "so is there a baby in there now?" Smile


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  • futurebabymamafuturebabymama
    imageCathyMD:
    imagehollymichael:

    imagefuturebabymama:
    I love it. DH called my the "fvckmeter." 

    Love the name.  I think I will refer to it as such from now on too.

    Has a lovely ring, don't you think?

    I will tell DH you think so and he will be proud because he thinks he is high-larious!

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