I'm not allowing you to go on Ebay ever again. You act like you have just ventured into a 3rd world country. You bought the item - and then couldn't figure out how to pay for it...
and now - after you had me pay for it - you think it might be dented?
Gracious...
that is MY ebay account - I pride my 100% satisfaction rating. if you want to be wishy washy go get your own
Re: Dear DH...
Dear DH-
I think it's great that you're in charge of dinner tonight. Please remember that Doritos are not a side dish. We also need a vegetable of some sort. Thanks. I'm looking forward to something on the grill tonight.
They aren't?!?! Well, shoot:(
LMAO. I have such a fabulous mental picture of this--thank you!
Dear DH,
I'm really glad to see you getting more involved in taking care of Chloe. I appreciate you feeding her this morning while I was getting ready. It was really cute to hear you talking to her in your daddy voice.
I also really enjoyed the sex last night. I'm sorry I'm not in the mood as much as I used to be; I'll try to do better.
Love,
Me
Dear DH,
My heart cannot take another call from you about people running around campus with guns. I know that you were trying to tell me that it was a false alarm, but you probably should've started with that. My stomach is still upset an hour later.
Also, if you don't see a doctor in the fall about seasonal affective disorder, I am going to divorce you. You are a different person when the sun comes out and you can be outside again. I'm not going to do another winter like that ever again.
And, finally, thank you for making such a beautiful, funny baby with me. She cracks me up more and more each day! I love her so very much and I know I couldn't have her without you. All that TTC stress was worth it!
I love you,
Tee
Dear DH,
Emailing me that you're taking Wednesday off work to go fishing with my brother and Gus and telling me how excited you are about it does not make me happy. Maybe I'll take Wednesday "off" too and go get a pedicure with Tiff. Even better you could take a day off to spend with your daughter who you have barely seen. Have f-ing fun fishing I hope it's cold and rainy!
Me