eff you other shoppers at wal-mart!

beth thacker

After my visit with the nutritionist today I went to Wal-mart to get a few groceries. I had my 5 year old niece with me and we were on the water aisle because I had to get another 24 pack of waters and get my BF some more propels. Well the aisle of course was crowded, like any other day at Wal-mart. I squat down to pick up the 24 pack so that I can put it in the buggy and as soon I as start coming back up with the waters in my hand I had a bad case of lightening crotch pretty much and I said "owwww my fvcking vagina" pretty loudly. It just slipped out. My niece loved it though, she died laughing! I was mainly pissed at how I was standing there, 31 weeks pregnant and obviously pregnant with a 5 year old and none of those people on the aisle offered to help me lift those waters. It just seemed so sh!tty to me. Whatever happened to common decency? By the way I googled the word decency and thats the way it said it was spelled so please don't yell at me if it's wrong! lol But anyways.. maybe i'm wrong for expecting someone to say "here let me get those for you" but I would do that for someone else. They all just stood there and looked at me like I was crazy the whole time, even before I said that about my vagina! Gosh.. what am I going to do with myself!?! lol

By the way.. please tell me if i'm wrong for thinking that someone would be nice enough to help me that way I don't yell vulgar things outloud in Wal-mart again!

SouthernBellelovesaYankee

heh heh, you said vagina. LOL.

Josey_Lynn_00@hotmail.com

those douche bags!  I would have helped you... pregnant and all! the other day I held the door open for a guy and dropped all my papers and he didn't help me pick them up... you know how hard it is for a pregnant woman to bend her fat ass over and pick things up?! good lord!

and that's funny about yelling about your vag... haha

Mrs.Leah.Maria

I've yet to have anyone offer to help me with anything from 20 lbs of litter, dog food, milk or the like.

Tinkermeg

I wouldn't expect people to help me...but I would expect them to watch me hurt myself and then talk about me.

sallysands1

no you're not wrong. I would have just looked at the people starting at me and said oh no i'm fine thanks for offering to help though. This water isn't heavy at all. And it's really easy picking things up from the bottom shelf with another person inside my stomach. OH please please don't put yourself out too much! But that's me and I'm a walking sack of hormones that has lost my filter between my brain and my mouth.

 Sorry this happened to you. I'll go punch them all in the face! Glad to hear tho that you were able to entertain  your 5yr old neice. Bonus points for that one.

beth thacker

sallysands1:

no you're not wrong. I would have just looked at the people starting at me and said oh no i'm fine thanks for offering to help though. This water isn't heavy at all. And it's really easy picking things up from the bottom shelf with another person inside my stomach. OH please please don't put yourself out too much! But that's me and I'm a walking sack of hormones that has lost my filter between my brain and my mouth.

 Sorry this happened to you. I'll go punch them all in the face! Glad to hear tho that you were able to entertain  your 5yr old neice. Bonus points for that one.

LOL! You need to go grocery shopping with me. 

jillchrispy

I think Walmart is the devil anyways. It's twice as bad to go there when pregnant!

sallysands1

bethiex3:

sallysands1:

no you're not wrong. I would have just looked at the people starting at me and said oh no i'm fine thanks for offering to help though. This water isn't heavy at all. And it's really easy picking things up from the bottom shelf with another person inside my stomach. OH please please don't put yourself out too much! But that's me and I'm a walking sack of hormones that has lost my filter between my brain and my mouth.

 Sorry this happened to you. I'll go punch them all in the face! Glad to hear tho that you were able to entertain  your 5yr old neice. Bonus points for that one.

 

Gladly! My poor DH gets so embarrassed sometimes. I have no problem letting people know I think they're idiots! At least not lately.

LOL! You need to go grocery shopping with me. 

N&G 5_26_07

 I don't expect people, other than DH, to help me. Also, I would have stared at someone who was ranting about their vagina in the grocery store.

Sorry. 

Jennloves

If I would have been in Walmart this afternoon I would have helped you! But I also would have laughed when said vagina.

How did it go at the nutritionist? did you get everything straightened out? I called her the other day and she said Splenda was fine so I told her that when a pissed off mommy to be called because she wanted Jello she needed to be sure to tell you the right thing!

futuremnm

1) I totally agree that someone should have offered to help you. It makes me really mad when people stand and watch someone struggle (pregnant, disabled, elderly, etc.).

2) But I think what you said was inappropriate. There are many other words to express pain and/or frustration, that a 5 year old would find equally amusing and the general public would find less offensive. Sorry.

erino&chrish

This is too funny!  Yes, they should totally have offered to help.  But boy, did you tell this story well! 

beth thacker

futuremnm:

1) I totally agree that someone should have offered to help you. It makes me really mad when people stand and watch someone struggle (pregnant, disabled, elderly, etc.).

2) But I think what you said was inappropriate. There are many other words to express pain and/or frustration, that a 5 year old would find equally amusing and the general public would find less offensive. Sorry.

Yeah it's called being in pain and words slipping out. I'm sure it has happened to you too. Besides, my niece knows she has a vagina and her mother uses the word fvck as well so I didn't feel too bad about it slipping out of my mouth in front of her. I agree that it was inappropriate but it just kinda happened. It's sort of like an escapee fart that SBLAY mentioned earlier!

ETA: I sound somewhat of a b!tch in my reply and just wanted to say that I don't mean for it to sound that way. Just wanted to clear some things up. (;

beth thacker

Jennloves:

If I would have been in Walmart this afternoon I would have helped you! But I also would have laughed when said vagina.

How did it go at the nutritionist? did you get everything straightened out? I called her the other day and she said Splenda was fine so I told her that when a pissed off mommy to be called because she wanted Jello she needed to be sure to tell you the right thing!

Heyyy!! yeah we got it straightened out! lol I seen Coleen today and Hilda was just mixed up with everything she was going over. She worded some things wrong. I guess with all the S words- splenda, sucralose, and saccharin it is easy to mix things up and cause confusion! They told me that Splenda is ok and sorry for any confusion! 

Mrs_mam

Every time I'm in Walmart I yell vulgar things. The same thing happens to me in Target because the other shoppers won't get the F out of my way. Stupid mouth-breathing morons. And no, I'm not surprised that no one helped you because 90% of people are selfish jerks- but I bet the same 90% that wouldn't help you think you're a horrible person for saying "vagina" (not F-ing) in front of your 5 year old neice.

beth thacker

Mrs_mam:

Every time I'm in Walmart I yell vulgar things. The same thing happens to me in Target because the other shoppers won't get the F out of my way. Stupid mouth-breathing morons. And no, I'm not surprised that no one helped you because 90% of people are selfish jerks- but I bet the same 90% that wouldn't help you think you're a horrible person for saying "vagina" (not F-ing) in front of your 5 year old neice.

LOL! I love how you said that you yell vulgar things in Wal-Mart and Target every time. That is amazing!

Mrs_mam

Yeah, when DH goes with me he pushes the cart because I pretty much just use it to plow people and carts out of my way if they don't understand "Excuse me". Don't even try to get me to go to Costco.

sallysands1

Mrs_mam:

Yeah, when DH goes with me he pushes the cart because I pretty much just use it to plow people and carts out of my way if they don't understand "Excuse me". Don't even try to get me to go to Costco.

 

This made me giggle because I'm the same way! I'll say excuse me once. after that it's fair game!

Mike&Care

No one offers to help.I wouldn't expect it.Shop at a regular grocery store. They will help you to your car and the aisles aren't packed like at Walmart.

Honestly though, if I had heard you say f*ck in front of a kid, I would have been shocked and appalled. My daughter is almost 5 and has never heard that word and I hope she doesn't hear it for the first time from a stranger in a walmart.