DanielsWife

Sequoyah Shoars

i am offering you a position as my secretary of defense.

do you accept?

 

i am from the great state of texas, and ron white pretty much sums up my beliefs in this quote...

"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."

he also said something about "you come to texas and kill somebody, we kill you back."

now that we all know how I feel about defense... lolz

DanielsWife

Madame President, I humbly accept your position as Secretary of Defense.

And I love Ron White, lol.?

Sequoyah Shoars

ok, now i just need to find monies to buy lots of bombs and heavy artillery. brb.

DanielsWife

We should have a bake sale to raise monies. We'll draft other Bumpies to have local sales and funnel all the money into the Jelli Defense fund. I'll see if I can get a spare tank from my dad.