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It appears that I didn't miss much of anything today.

Perfectly.ImperfectPerfectly.Imperfect
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I am so tired today.  I couldn't even make it through a trip to the market.  I had to sit in the car and wait.  

Truly, I would love that second wind but I fear it will never come. 

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Re: It appears that I didn't miss much of anything today.

  • ChrissyK88ChrissyK88
    ditto!
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  • HeyyRedHeyyRed

    Oh you did miss something spectacular...

    Someone's friends are throwing her a shower and on the invite asked the guests to bring the food. She was worried that that was tacky. However, later on it was revealed that the friends hosting said shower had a stripper pole on a stage in their living room that was being decorated to fit in with the whole baby shower theme so as to not stand out for the raunchy eyesore that it is.....

    Seriously, I can't even begin to write this shiz.?

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  • Perfectly.ImperfectPerfectly.Imperfect

    Indifferent  A response to the above eludes me.  Where the hell are they throwing the damn thing?  The local tiitty bar?  Fuuck!

    ETA:  See?  My mind was so boggled that I skipped over the words 'living room.'  Truly though.  Klassy. 

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  • HeyyRedHeyyRed
    Chrissy and I are going halvesy on a breastfeeding boobie cake to send to the shower in lieu of our actually being there. The more contributers we have to the $$ of the cake, the bigger the nipples we can afford and they add sprinkles to highlight them in all their glory too!
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  • Perfectly.ImperfectPerfectly.Imperfect

    ::hands Red her share::

    Please tell the bakers that the engorged nipples should be glossed and not glittered so they can look like they've been drooled on by an overzealous patron.   

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  • cindy453cindy453
    I vote for big red gumball nipples.
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  • HeyyRedHeyyRed
    imagePerfectly.Imperfect:

    ::hands Red her share::

    Please tell the bakers that the engorged nipples should be glossed?and not glittered so they can look like they've been drooled on by an overzealous patron. ??

    ::Makes notes furiously::

    Should that be done with egg whites then? They will know that right??

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  • Perfectly.ImperfectPerfectly.Imperfect
    Egg whites, maybe.  Or they could do it like doughnut glaze: powdered sugar and water.  Tadaaa!  Slobbery nipple cake.  Genius.
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  • HeyyRedHeyyRed
    Spectacular!!!!!!!!
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