DH just referred to my boobs as

heatouel85

snack packs.

 my husband folks. he's a real prize! 

Kari Merks

Mine just told me he is engorged.  Down there.  I said, good for you, honey.

Shellyburger

DH calls mine feed bags, snack packs are cuter

heatouel85

Kari Merks:

Mine just told me he is engorged.  Down there.  I said, good for you, honey.

LOL. we caught ourselves a couple of winners!

Sarahb34743

lol, that IS bad...the other day, after telling me how old I am (he's 3.5yrs younger) he told me he wants to milk me. So I said "basically you just called your wife an old cow "

men are idiots sometimes

kdiguise

MIne says when the baby is nursing that DS is plugged into the matrix, lol.

heatouel85

oh and i almost forgot to mention that sometimes they get called lunch boxes as well lol.

SBH0078

When DH is feeling ignored he tells me I used him for the "baby batter".  My response is "No honey, there are clinics for that stuff, I married you to take out the garbage."  lol