The Holiest Day of the Year & The Throat Punch

HeyyRed · April 2009

and the streetcars got shutdown on the route I needed to take to get home thanks to a bunch of weirdos getting themselves nailed to crosses to commemorate Jesus getting nailed to a cross. Makes me think that Christianity is just a bunch of AWs as I then had to walk what turned out to be 30 minutes home after spending an hour walking to my destination and then an additional hour at said destination before arriving via subway to my transfer point to find no streetcars.

So I decide to go and lean against the fire hydrant as I and about 65 other people patiently wait for a streetcar to grace us with its presence. I wait there for 30 minutes. While waiting, a man smoking some sort of vile cigarette decides that he needs to stand immediately beside me. There is literally 100 ft of alternative space, but he wants to stand right beside me - who is consequently DOWN WIND OF HIM. I politely ask him if he couldn't mind moving seeing as his smoke was blowing in my face. He told me to go fvck myself. I then asked him if he could oblige me and choke on his cigarette. He said You're a fvcking blitch, go fvck yourself I can smoke wherever I want. I said actually that isn't true and given your proximity to the entrance to the building and the fact that you are now encroaching on my personal space with your disgusting and filthy habit that he was not only violating city bylaws but you are also an A1 asshat. I turned a bit as he went to say something else and he noticed my very pregnant belly. At which point the people around him started to call him names for picking on the pregnant lady who he shouldn't have been smoking beside in the first place.

I hope he wakes up tomorrow with ulcers on his tongue and in his throat.?

Sequoyah Shoars · April 2009

ha. choke on his cigarette.

i like how they called him names on your behalf. do people fawn over you everywhere? hehe.

hipstrix · April 2009

The cross-hanging people here do it on the side of the freeway...and traffic backs up for days.

If it makes you feel any better, I jumped out of my car a couple of days ago and verbally assaulted a man who honked at me for trying not to hit a cat!

Sirenella4 · April 2009

LMAO!

HeyyRed · April 2009

Jells you are hilarious.

Save the Cat Save the World - has always been my motto.?

I LUBBINS YOU! · April 2009

and the award goes to RED!!! For putting the #1 Friday Asshat offender in his place!

Slapped him with your wit then saved the belly shot, and public outrage for last. Well done my dear!

HeyyRed · April 2009

You know Lubs I actually thought of taking a picture of him with my iPhone and posting it on the web as the arsehole of the year award but I was worried that he may actually try and burn me with his cancer stick which he seemed to be contemplating until he noticed my 7 week bigger than it should be belly.

I LUBBINS YOU! · April 2009

That truly would have been the biggest mistake of his life. As I am pretty certain that entire crowd of people would have jumped his arse and his cancerstick moldy face would have made headlines for arsehole of the year!