TTC after 35

cool, considering that I'm not even pregnant..

Apparently Madame Zaritska will run birth predictions even if you're not actually KTFU...

Madame Zaritska, using her mystical powers, has the following prediction:

The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 11 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and a little patch of blonde hair.  

 

 Guess I'm getting KTFU soon, if I will deliver when it's cold. I'm also pretty impressed as I've always thought I would have 2 boys, and ds#1 was very small (barely 6 lbs), blond, with blue/violet eyes...

 

Ah well, I can dream. It's still fun! And who knows? Maybe the random internet program that is Madame Zaritska will be right for me Hmm

 

If you want to try, it's:

https://pregnancyandbaby.com/pregnancy/baby/Madame-Zaritska-predicts-your-birth-experience-1.php

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Re: cool, considering that I'm not even pregnant..

  • Oh, and if you do try, wanna post it here? I'd love to see how different/random the answers are..
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  • Oh good ol' Madame Zaritska!

    14 FREAKING LBS!? And when will I be sleeping with a red head?!

    The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and curly red hair.

     

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  •  WAIT!  WAIT!  Hold everything!  She says my baby with be almost 16 POUNDS!

    OMG.  Triplets?  Quads?  OMG.

    And I guess I'm not getting pregnant soon, if it's going to be hot out when they are born.

    The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 20 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 20-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium gray eyes and curly brown hair.

  • This was after 3 tries, they all were over 13 pounds except this one. It was fun though. Labor for 18 hours. WOW. 

     

    The day you deliver, outside will be stormy. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and a lot of auburn hair.

  • I think I got off easy, considering that most of you are having kids the size of my dog who will qualify for world records based on size.. Party!!!

    Or, I 'spose I could try again and see what behemoth baby's supposed to be emerging from me Ick!

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 7 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and a lot of auburn hair.

    ?

    OK so I got the short labor and the SHORT kid! ?16 inches?? ?What did I do to stunt his growth? ?Why are we all having boys? ?Is that an over 35 thing? And what the heck are amber eyes??? ?Sounds freaky!!!?

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be light. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and a little patch of red hair.

     

    Don't know where the red came from...Cat & I must have the same mystery man in our future...haha!

    With only 11 lbs it doesn't look like I'll be making the cover on the Enquirer like the rest of you girls!

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 35 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and curly red hair.

    DH wanted to play, so he gets to have this one! ?Again with the amber eyes! ?And size-wise our "little" girl is going to kick our son's .....?

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  • imageCharBart:

     

    Don't know where the red came from...Cat & I must have the same mystery man in our future...haha!

    Darn it all. Are you sleeping with my mailman too?!?! Big Smile

  • imageindianasunshine:

    The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 35 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 3 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light amber eyes and curly red hair.

    DH wanted to play, so he gets to have this one!  Again with the amber eyes!  And size-wise our "little" girl is going to kick our son's ..... 

    ::waves to Mr. Indy::

    Haha, that's too funny!!  

  • Umm, my baby girl is going to be small....4lbs!?!?!?!  Indifferent  She's got the barely there blonde hair right since both my husband and I were like that as babies.

     

    The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 30 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have medium violet eyes and barely there blonde hair.

  • The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the late morning. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have dark violet eyes and barely there brown hair.

    Very Interesting!  LOL

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  • The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 25 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light hazel eyes and a little patch of blonde hair.

    Thankfully Madame Zaritska is NOT my doctor because due to health reasons, when I do get KTFU and deliver, I'm having a c-section. 25 hours of labor?!? Good grief! The freaky part is that I do have hazel eyes as does my dad and his mom so that would be great if my baby had them too. And I was born with light blonde hair and DH was a total toehead.

  • The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 2 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and some auburn hair.

       I went and did mine over.  The first one claimed I would be in labor for 48 hours!  If I'm labor for 48 hours I want some one to knock me out with hammer!  Now 4 hours I can handle.

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