Crazy L & D stories!

GRISMINO

what most of us fear!!!    

 Surprise delivery
?At 10 centimeters the nurse told me to call her if I felt ?a ton of pain.? But I was fine, just chilling out, texting people and talking to my sister on the phone. I started feeling more pressure and jokingly put my hand down there, and -- OMG -- I touched the baby?s head! I immediately called the nurse and, all of a sudden, his entire head popped right out and his body followed! I caught him myself. There was nothing set up, no bulb, no suction, no chord clamps, no scissors, not a thing! I told my OB he owes me a refund!? --makclair

The call of doody
?I thought I would set a world record for the amount I pooped during labor! I knew it was going to happen because I kept telling the nurses that I had to go. I had an epidural so they just thought I was getting ready to have the baby?I pushed for two hours before going in for a c-section and I pooped through most of the pushing. My husband says it?s burned into his brain. Oh well, he still loves me. He got over it.? --bundleofboy

Mauranda & Shane

Oh the things that we have to look forward to...

Craylo

I hope my dh never has to watch his wife push and poop for 2 hours. I don't know if we'd recover from that.

nova@spamcop.net

My DH is staying by my head the entire time.  I don't need him watching me giving birth from the business end.

Poplin2007

Askeebe:

My DH is staying by my head the entire time.  I don't need him watching me giving birth from the business end.

ditto.