PLEASE SHUT THE EFF UP! I know you are bored and don't have anything to do at the moment, but I am currently using all my energy to stay awake. I don't have any left to use for fake laughter at your ridiculous stories and "jokes" (using that word loosely), nor do I have the strength to fake that I am listening and/or care.
Signed,
The b*tch with the desk across from yours
Re: Dear Coworker, (pointless rant)