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Things My Child Does During Supposed "Nap Time":

1)  Yell "arriba!!" repeatedly as she jumps up in the air and lands on her butt in the crib

2)  Sing the "ABC Song" or anything ever heard on "Dora" at the top of her lungs

3)  Loudly enact a scene involving a rocket ship about to take off (your guess is as good as mine on this one)

4)  Practice WWF-type stunts using the crib rails as ropes

5)  Sing "Happy Birthday" to me and ask me if I like my present (my birthday isn't for another week, but apparently she's aware it's coming!)

6)  Strip, poop, and then yell, "Mommy, you need to come clean up these pooeys!"  (That was yesterday)

 Things My Child Does NOT Do During Supposed "Nap Time"

1)  Sleep.

Re: Things My Child Does During Supposed "Nap Time":

  • LOL. He hasn't taken off his diaper and pooped yet, but DS is big on most of the other activities you mention here during "nap" time.
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    Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
    "Want what you have, do what you can, be who you are." - Rev. Forrest Church
  • too funny!

    add in screaming "happy new year"  and it would sound a lot like DS

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  • LOL!! That Keira is such a cutie! This list is the exact reason why I just gave up with naptime though. So funny!
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  • You left out, Remove every single toy from every shelf within reach of her and toss it on the floor.  Also, kick the wall repeatedly so that it scratches.
  • hilarious!

    and LOVE your new sig...she's so pretty!

    Nathan 7-13-06 ~ Elizabeth 4-12-09 ~ Zachary 8-5-11
  • That's so funny. She's a lively one.
    Love your new sig too.
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