Two Nuns (joke) very funny!

Ritza

There were two nuns..

One of them was known as  Sister  Mathematical (SM),  

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).  

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.  

SM: Have  you noticed that a man has been following us for  the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. 

SM:  Oh,  no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?  

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to  walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only  logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.  

SM:  So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach  us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split . You  go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot  follow us both.

So the man decided to  follow Sister  Logical.

 

Sister  Mathematical arrives  at the convent and is worried about what has  happened to Sister  Logical.  

Then Sister  Logical arrives.

Sister  Logical!  Thank God you are here!
Tell me what  happened!

SL:  The only logical thing happened. The man  couldn't follow us both, so he followed me  

SM:  Yes, yes! But what happened then?  

SL:  The only logical thing happened. I started to  run as fast as I could and he started to run as  fast as he could.

SM:  And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached  me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?  

SL : The only logical thing to do.. I lifted my  dress up.

SM :  Oh, Sister! What did the man do?  

SL:  The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his  pants.

 

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?  

SL : Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress  up can run faster than a man with his pants  down.

And for those of you who thought  it would be dirty,

Say two Hail Marys!  

 

and..  of course - forward this mail!

shipian

Lol! That's a good one!

Gretchen kiolbasa

lol   now i have the image in my head of a nun running with her dress up

 

nice

frozenjoy213

Thanks for the humor.....it made me smile