OMG dream while pregNANT!

LiebeMama

You all werent kidding about sexual dreams while pregNANT, just recently I had one that shocked the heck out of me! In my dream I had cheated on DH with the man from Law & Order who plays Elliott: Christopher Menoni. I woke up going "Oh thanks gawd I really didn't cheat!"

Perfectly.Imperfect

::whispers::  Please change the"preggo" to "pregnant" before everyone wakes up and flames you.

 Also, it's Chris Meloni.

And yes, the dreams get crazy and raunchy.  Let us know if you're ever blessed with a sleepgasm.

HeyyRed

::whispers loudly to Perfectly Imperfect::

I swear to GOD the preggo reference is what woke me from a dead sleep.... If it isn't changed soon this person will never ever know a sleepgasm and will spend months longing to.....?

Perfectly.Imperfect

Oh, isn't it lovely to have a Bump 6th sense?  I think I gave fair warning.  If the change doesn't happen by daylight, she's doomed... 

patrickandkim

Are men exempt from the preggo thing?  I don't think my husband has ever said pregnant, it has always been preggo.  I should throw him to you guys so you can set him straight...lol.

patrickandkim

Back to the original poster.  It is amazing how those dreams can get.  I have had one about Jack from 24...lol.

HeyyRed

If you want to sound like some sort of ignorant hick... preggo is fine I'm sure. In some circles, it's probably down right classy and dignified.

Fortunately, I don't run in any of THOSE circles.?

patrickandkim

HeyyRed:

If you want to sound like some sort of ignorant hick... preggo is fine I'm sure. In some circles, it's probably down right classy and dignified.

Fortunately, I don't run in any of THOSE circles. 

 

Damn...I guess he is an ignorant hick then. 

Perfectly.Imperfect

Klassy, even.  It doesn't grate my very nerves like some people, but it's not an expression I choose to use.  It's not like you're giving pregnancy a true nickname.  It's still two syllables.  Just say "pregnant."

JaredandKatie

I have had my fair share of these dreams--but I have yet to cheat.  I'm having all sorts of dreams actually.  Every morning I wake up, hubby tells me how much I talked in my sleep.  No wonder I feel so tired during the day...

LillyBug923

HeyyRed:

::whispers loudly to Perfectly Imperfect::

I swear to GOD the preggo reference is what woke me from a dead sleep.... If it isn't changed soon this person will never ever know a sleepgasm and will spend months longing to..... 

This!! "Preggo" makes me feel like I am a 15 year old HS student having a baby with a boy I hardly know....

Love Sugar Sweet Minxy

Got to love those sex dreams!

Nurselorie

I've had fantastic dreams!  Usually with Gibbs from NCIS but Stabler has made an appearance.  God bless it....

Freshmaker05

patrickandkim:

Are men exempt from the preggo thing?  I don't think my husband has ever said pregnant, it has always been preggo.  I should throw him to you guys so you can set him straight...lol.

Good Question!!! DH says that to me too and I keep setting him straight.  Can I throw DH to you too??? 

BlairWaldorf

LillyBug923:

HeyyRed:

::whispers loudly to Perfectly Imperfect::

I swear to GOD the preggo reference is what woke me from a dead sleep.... If it isn't changed soon this person will never ever know a sleepgasm and will spend months longing to..... 

This!! "Preggo" makes me feel like I am a 15 year old HS student having a baby with a boy I hardly know....

What did I tell you about acting loose in the back of the football player's truck after the Homecoming dance?

Perfectly.Imperfect

freshmaker05:

patrickandkim:

Are men exempt from the preggo thing?  I don't think my husband has ever said pregnant, it has always been preggo.  I should throw him to you guys so you can set him straight...lol.

Good Question!!! DH says that to me too and I keep setting him straight.  Can I throw DH to you too??? 

What's your favorite jarred pasta sauce?  Tell him you'd rather be called that if you're going to be called sauce at all.

LillyBug923

BlairWaldorf:

LillyBug923:

HeyyRed:

::whispers loudly to Perfectly Imperfect::

I swear to GOD the preggo reference is what woke me from a dead sleep.... If it isn't changed soon this person will never ever know a sleepgasm and will spend months longing to..... 

This!! "Preggo" makes me feel like I am a 15 year old HS student having a baby with a boy I hardly know....

What did I tell you about acting loose in the back of the football player's truck after the Homecoming dance?

But, Blair, it was the super cute one! And he told me I was hawt!

BabyBowensMommy

OMG! I'm so glad I'm  not the only one. Mine are usually with DH...but I have them EVERY night! It's hysterical.... atleast Stephen finds it funny! LOL! Thanks for not making me feel crazy!

Freshmaker05

Perfectly.Imperfect:

freshmaker05:

patrickandkim:

Are men exempt from the preggo thing?  I don't think my husband has ever said pregnant, it has always been preggo.  I should throw him to you guys so you can set him straight...lol.

Good Question!!! DH says that to me too and I keep setting him straight.  Can I throw DH to you too??? 

What's your favorite jarred pasta sauce?  Tell him you'd rather be called that if you're going to be called sauce at all.

Its definitely not PREGGO!!!!

notelizabeth

i want your dream.  i loooooove christopher meloni.  he's a sexy hose beast.  humina humina!  ::glazes over imagining christopher meloni's fine behind::

LiebeMama

Ooookay, fixed, happy?

 

Oh and the dream-gasm (whatever you want to call it), yep, had one of those while pregnant already, sheesh!