Dear in-utero posture nazi,

Pesky

I realize that my leaning over or slumping over probably cramps your space.  And is likely no picnic in there for you when you are being crowded by pesky things like mommy's intestines and bladder.  But MUST you be quite so energetic in showing your displeasure at my positioning?  Kicking the crap out of me is wholly unnecessary when a minor nudge would do.  Please keep this in mind.  Thank you for your cooperation.

The Management

orion09

lmao!!!! ::reading this out loud so my precious little one can hear it ::

FirefightersBride

Oh man, i just cracked up!

duckee88

hahah this is so funny and so true for me