You can tell I am sick right now b/c I forgot to say the MIL story to rule them all.
So against my wishes DH told Devil barbie

about the twins. He swore her to secrecy though Friday night.
We
attended lunch at thier home today, w/the whole family (including my
idiot BIL/Boss who thinks pregnancy is a serious disability

but knows I would sue his a** if he ever gave me smack about it at
work) and asks me loudly: "HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT HAVING TWINS??????"

I of course played dumb "twins, are you kidding me????"
But of course "Yeah, the twins, Chris told me you have a Baby A and a Baby B in there?"

I said nothing and gave her the look of death

and promptly left. But now I have 6 family emails congratulating me on
double trouble, an offer to switch vehicles (my brand new crossover for
an 8 yr old suburban), and of course a "concerned" letter from BIL
making sure I can handle twins, baby, and FT work.

Like a sick girl w/a cold needed this.
Mom to Harmon 1/17/08 and twins Rachel & Callum 8/28/09

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She is devil barbie! Ooooh, I would not be able to let that slide. She needs to learn to keep her trap shut!
DD #2 - 03.13
Oh trust me DH did pay when we got into the car. He is now waiting on me hand and foot as I type... and will continue to do so for a few more days. I guess I endure
b/c DH loves her so and she really does show sincere love to my Harmon.
UPDATE: BUT SIL who is married into the family like me called and said she gave MIL a verbal a** whooping b/c she did the same thing to her 3 months ago when her DH told her to keep a secret (she put it in the family Christmas card
). She said do it once, okay... do it twice in 3 months, you are horrible. I wish I could have been there I PPH that girl.