You know you have a bump if...

Jamaicanlove

you stand upright with your back straight, look down and can't see your feet; not even the front of your shoes! lol

Now you fill in the blank?

aniceucchik

...if you suck it in and its still there

Chrysallys

...the only way you can put on your socks is to lie down on the bed and crane your foot over your other knee.

christana08

... if you're sitting on the couch with your laptop on your lap and you lean down to get something off the floor... and you look at your laptop and you've pushed all these keys with your belly.

JCM052707

aniceucchik:

...if you suck it in and its still there

LOL yup...I can suck in so much and everything else goes in to a nice little packages except for my little bump! lol 

 

Mine is... your bump is getting in the way at the bathroom sink as it's just the same height as your counters. 

somethingchangd

You find yourself ramming your belly against door frames, desks, counters, etc.  Apparently you don't fit through small spaces like you used to...

The Ganci's

Shaving your legs becomes a luxury as you cant reach them standing and barely while sitting.

festivalhippie

when your button on your jeans shoots off into your class while teaching because you exhaled to much...

Jamaicanlove

broussm:

when your button on your jeans shoots off into your class while teaching because you exhaled to much...

OMGosh did that really happen to you? Hilarious!?

mistresscox

...you finally break down and buy clogs for work so you don't have to bend down to tie your shoes because it's too difficult/ungraceful...

*Bee*

When the "rubberband trick" becomes a hazard because the rubberbands keep snapping.

audreyp

when everytime you wash dishes, your belly gets soaked

mckrog

Your "bellyfat" becomes HARD.

chounTX

you no longer have to use your arms to close drawers....b/c all you have to do is use your bump to shut them! 

Squishycheeks

All of a sudden your shirts are too short!

Mike&Care

hijoi:

if you have to stretch to wipe after peeing.  (it's not difficult, it just requires more manuvering)

 

I've pulled my back a few times. Wiping is super difficult now, LOL.

almostanO

your husband has to paint your toenails for you.  (it was so sweet that he did this)

ciara2927

...when you can no longer see your girlie bits.  A sad realization for me today!

j9lovey

audreyp:

when everytime you wash dishes, your belly gets soaked

ugh...this happens to me all the time. 

you know you have a bump if your underwear makes a mark around your stomach.  I love my granny panties!

Mike&Care

j9lovey:

audreyp:

when everytime you wash dishes, your belly gets soaked

ugh...this happens to me all the time. 

you know you have a bump if your underwear makes a mark around your stomach.  I love my granny panties!

Also, when food falls on your belly and when you can use your belly as a plate.

festivalhippie

Jamaicanlove:

broussm:

when your button on your jeans shoots off into your class while teaching because you exhaled to much...

OMGosh did that really happen to you? Hilarious!?

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yes it did... yesterday to be exact! ?my students thought it was hilarious as well! ?:)