::PSA:: Let's do EVERYONE a favour....

HeyyRed

Instead of prefacing questions or comments in posts with:

COULD be a stupid question

May Offend you...

Not to pIss you off....

May Result in Flaming....

?

Why don't you just say....:

I HAVE A VERY STUPID QUESTION

This is a dumb question

My sanity is questionable...

My gene pool IS in fact shallow (that's a personal fave)...

THIS POST WILL PISS YOU OFF...

I WILL OFFEND SOMEONE with this post/question

I apologize in advance as I am about to offend you

Puts on Fire Retardant Maternity Smock...

?

See then those of us looking for a good fight will know which posts to go to; people who have puppies/horsies/rainbows firmly wedged in their behinds can ignore or refrain from posting and those people who enjoy a good read will grab some popcorn and sit down and peruse.

Thank you ?

BlairWaldorf

::blair would applaud but she is busy hanging over her trashcan & heaving::

Sequoyah Shoars

oh my, how i love your ideas.

Chief_Carters_Lady

I like the last one, personally

HeyyRed

I was going to post on 2nd Tri but lost interest... sigh.

DanielsWife

*starts the "slow clap" so that everyone else can join in*

taelir

I wouldn't even add in the "I apologize in advance as I am about to offend you" title.  We all know the folks who do that don't give a shiit whether they're offending someone or not.

I would, however, add "I AM INCAPABLE OF WRITING A COHERENT POST" to the list, though.

HeyyRed

Hey it auto edited my Arse word with $$ to behinds... I sound so lady like and dignified in the actual post. I swore like a truck driver in the original version.

TeamTejeda

~BeesBoo~

I have a very stupid response...

I don't really, I just liked and wanted to use your format.

sam19

BlairWaldorf:

::blair would applaud but she is busy hanging over her trashcan & heaving::

 Did you try b-6 yet? I swear by it.

Monsieur_et_Madame_Ha

Oh and How about "Ai coodunt taipe 4 the luv of Gawd so dis meight givz u a seezure"

::joins in on the slow clap::

HeyyRed

B-6 and my hormones would NOT be a good place to hang out at present.

kellyswofford

I also think they should have to include in the subject wether or not their post is going to be legible........

kristyn&ken

I think you should also post the title: "post contains all caps" (not in all caps of course) so we know we could potentially be blinded if we enter the post.

HeyyRed

kellyswofford:

I also think they should have to include in the subject wether or not their post is going to be legible........

That's why I think the Shallow Gene Pool Warning is so helpful... because if you can't type your/you're correctly then you ain't gonna get what legible means let alone know how to apply it to the interwebs.

How about - "The following post is made by someone who only has a grade 7 education or equivalent..?" That's got some merit and stands as a general disclaimer.

I will admit, there are several posters that once I've read their posts - click on their profile and check out their age and then I do a whole... MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME KNOW thing.. for realz.?

*blondie*

Loves it!!

kellyswofford

HeyyRed:

kellyswofford:

I also think they should have to include in the subject wether or not their post is going to be legible........

That's why I think the Shallow Gene Pool Warning is so helpful... because if you can't type your/you're correctly then you ain't gonna get what legible means let alone know how to apply it to the interwebs.

How about - "The following post is made by someone who only has a grade 7 education or equivalent..?" That's got some merit and stands as a general disclaimer.

I will admit, there are several posters that once I've read their posts - click on their profile and check out their age and then I do a whole... MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME KNOW thing.. for realz. 

 

I love it

heidismith

Love it!

Mrs.Sky_and_Mr.Luke

heehee this made me laugh so hard I almost pee'd myself