2nd Trimester

Diamond threatens DH via email

Diamond:  I want a Cadberry Cream Egg (sidenote:  wonder where I got THAT craving?!)

DH:  I'm eating a Snickers right now.  Mmmm....

Diamond:  That's it.  I'm driving over there, breaking in and ripping that thing from your filthy claws right this very second.  What kind of thing is that to write to a pregnant woman?

DH:  Mmmm....so good. 

Diamond:  I swear on all that's holy, you're dead when you get home. 

 

"I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." J.D. Salinger Baby Birthday Ticker Ticker

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