Just a daily reminder, I hate you all.
And learn to prounce my name correctly, I've been here since September. It's Shanna (shawn-uh) not (shane-uh or shahana).
And I know what the fvck a manilla folder is, you do not have to come to me and ask me if I understood.

Re: Dear co-irkers...
Listen hannah bannana - I'm not coming over there to explain what a manilla folder is. I'm coming over to make sure your stupid arse doesn't forget because my God have you gotten huge lately. I'm also here in hopes of putting my hand on your belly and saying something completely ignorant that will make you want to kill me.
Hahah I hate stupid people
don't you just want to slap them all?
I get called sah-nyah all the time. my name is S O N Y A it's SO-NYA ya know like phone? Yeah, sonya.
I feel your name pain sister
Same name, SAME PROBLEM. HELLO?!?! It's right at the top of the email. Oh, and the bottom, too. People are stupid.