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Re: Okay ladies, FFFC!!!

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    I've never cut dd's toenails.  I check them to see if they need to be cut but they just don't seem to grow.

     Also, I love the word cvnt.  I love calling people it, using it in dirty talk...basically I love everything about the word.

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    Even though I missed my DD like crazy, I actually enjoyed going back to work. If only for guaranteed breakfast and lunch breaks. It was also GREAT to be able to interact with adults.
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    i overuse the ellipses when typing all the time...and i like it. it makes me feel like i am typing the way i would speak.
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    imagecraziheazo:
    If only for guaranteed breakfast and lunch breaks.

    I felt the same way about this when I first started back at work.

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    I really, really want to cockpunch littleittybitty's husband.

    I feel incredibly guilty that Audrey will be wearing a cranial helmet for a few months. That I'm to blame because her head was lodged in my pelvis for 5 months.

    I really want to have another baby (PLEASE talk me out of this).

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    imagepurplepuggles:
    i overuse the ellipses when typing all the time...and i like it. it makes me feel like i am typing the way i would speak.

    Same here...

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    I think women who judge other women regarding their decision to breastfeed or formula feed are terrible people. If you're really that concerned about children's health, pick a real cause like child abuse.

    I think Ann Coulter is the Anti-Christ, and I can't believe anyone listens to anything she has to say.

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    imagenbjenni:

    I really, really want to cockpunch littleittybitty's husband.

    That really is too good of treatment for him, he deserves much worse.

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    DH was home last night talking about a Smodcast (Kevin Smith's/Scott Mosiers podcast, which I love) where they were talking about the 2guys1horse video. I couldn't resist, I had to see it. And it was awful. DAMN YOU viral videos! And before you ask, no I haven't seen 2girls1cup but I have watched the "reaction" videos on Youtube.

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    imagenbjenni:

    I really, really want to cockpunch littleittybitty's husband.

    I read that post, and I don't think that is flammable at all - it seems like a lot of people want to do the same, myself included!

    I can't think of anything flammable for myself this week. . .sorry girls. ?Wait, maybe that is my flammable confession?

    "If I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down loud." -John Evans Tweet me
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    After reading ittybitty's news this morning, I tried to log into DH's email account (I don't know the PW though, I was guessing). I know he has a thing for internet porn, I'm just not sure how far it's gone.
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    What did I miss with ittybitty's husband?

    I ate some chocolate chip cookie dough I had in the fridge at 1am. Then I thought oh sh!t, this is RAW uncooked eggs in here. :-(   I love it though.

    I have crazy sexy lesbian dreams at least once a week, but am happy leaving it in dream world and have never told DH about it! I think I'm embarassed.

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    imageRufflesRambo:
    After reading ittybitty's news this morning, I tried to log into DH's email account (I don't know the PW though, I was guessing). I know he has a thing for internet porn, I'm just not sure how far it's gone.

    Try putting familykeylogger on your computer. I put it on once during college b/c I KNEW my roomate was using my computer and deleting my papers. Caught that bia red handed, I did.

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    imagelpennie16:

    What did I miss with ittybitty's husband?

    I ate some chocolate chip cookie dough I had in the fridge at 1am. Then I thought oh sh!t, this is RAW uncooked eggs in here. :-(   I love it though.

    I have crazy sexy lesbian dreams at least once a week, but am happy leaving it in dream world and have never told DH about it! I think I'm embarassed.

    Her H signed up for sexsearch.com as single and looking for poon

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    I just wiped a booger under the coffee table... who does that?!?!?  In my defense, it was really tiny and will never be found.  That makes it okay, right?
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    I actually enjoy being back to work. I sometimes lie that I have to stay a little later (I get out at 2:30 so I sometimes say not till 3:30) so that I can go to the gym or go shopping, and I really don't feel guilty about it!
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    Poor ittybitty!  We should all jointly co*kpunch him.

    LOL Zucchini...

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    imageinbetweendreams:

    I think women who judge other women regarding their decision to breastfeed or formula feed are terrible people. If you're really that concerned about children's health, pick a real cause like child abuse.

    I think Ann Coulter is the Anti-Christ, and I can't believe anyone listens to anything she has to say.

    Ha ha! I totally agree with you, on both counts!

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    imagezucchinigirl:
    I just wiped a booger under the coffee table... who does that?!?!?  In my defense, it was really tiny and will never be found.  That makes it okay, right?

    HAHAHA when I was a little girl, I'd wipe my boogies on the back of my headboard on my bed. I was too lazy to wake up and blow my nose.

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    Since returning to work I've become a total slacker.  Which is highly unusual for me b/c I hold myself to a high standard when it comes to work.  I do my job, don't get me wrong, but I don't have the same energy towards it and would rather be a SAHM (can't afford it) or just sit here at work and do nothing. 

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    I think I may have an anxiety disorder but I won't go to the doctor about it. My DH will think I am over reacting and be upset when they just throw meds at me. I have near panic attacks over stupid things and get knots in my stomach all the time. We have been talking about putting Brooke in her own room and I can't stop visualizing someone crawling through her room and taking her out of her crib.

    I am eating oreos for breakfast. I bought two bags on Tuesday night and I am almost done the second one. DH only had one row. Indifferent

    My mom is coming next week and is really critical of my weight. I lost most of my baby weight real soon after Brooke was born but have gained it back because I still eat like I am pregnant.

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    imagepurplepuggles:
    i overuse the ellipses when typing all the time...and i like it. it makes me feel like i am typing the way i would speak.

     

    Ha!  Me too - and I overuse the dash Smile

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    imageJessMil10:

    I think I may have an anxiety disorder but I won't go to the doctor about it. My DH will think I am over reacting and be upset when they just throw meds at me. I have near panic attacks over stupid things and get knots in my stomach all the time. We have been talking about putting Brooke in her own room and I can't stop visualizing someone crawling through her room and taking her out of her crib.

    My DH has had anxiety since I met him (1998!) and while it was always a joke before about how paranoid he was or how he freaked out over things... a few weeks ago he finally went to the doctor for it.  They put him on Lexapro and it has REALLY leveled him out.  Work used to really stress him out and he just couldn't understand how he was so stressed and his coworkers could be so blase about things... and he knew it wasn't normal.  The medication really helps.  I would just go to your doctor and talk to them about it... it could really help you out.

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    My friends had a baby and while I am completely happy for them I am also a little jealous because I love the newborn attention. But on the flip side, I still think my baby is WAY cuter than theirs.

    DS is going to have to play by himself today for awhile since I have to get school work done.

    I really want a boob lift but think it's best I wait until after I'm done having babies. But I want those perkies now!!

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    I am secretly happy when DD is napping when I get home from work.  I'd rather have a minute to unwind and enjoy a well rested baby then deal with a tired cranky baby when I walk in the door. Sometimes I procrastinate because I know DH will put her down at some point.
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    imagezucchinigirl:
    I just wiped a booger under the coffee table... who does that?!?!?  In my defense, it was really tiny and will never be found.  That makes it okay, right?

    LOL

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    My son is already wearing 3-6 month clothes(hes almost 2 months) and as I am sooo happy that hes growing and gaining weight and healthy I wish he wasn't getting soo big already becuase i have soo many cute things that he can't even wear or only once and I want to use them!

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    imagenbjenni:

    HAHAHA when I was a little girl, I'd wipe my boogies on the back of my headboard on my bed. I was too lazy to wake up and blow my nose.

    Omg I did the exact same thing!!! It was kind of gross when we dissassembled that bed down the road, lol.

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    i am very annoyed at a friend who has never come to see DS. ?she has asked a few times when she will get to meet the little guy and i always tell her she is welcome to stop by anytime on the weekends we are home. ?i don't feel that i should be the one to take DS to her to meet him... all my other friends stopped by so why can't she?

    i still am carrying some guilt over FF DS. ?i am disappointed that BF'ing didn't work out but sometimes I think I didn't try hard enough or that I didn't do enough research regarding my options. ?I also hate telling other people that we're FF for fear of being judged as though I'm a bad mother. ?ugh... mom guilt.?

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    I have another one.I cheked the potw blog yesterday 100 times because my ds only had 2 votes and I was waiting for more because he deserved more he is so cute dammit lol
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    I secretly wish my husband was taller.  He is so handsome and so sweet but sometimes I look at him and wish he was a taller man.  He is 5'9" so he isn't really short but he is still shorter than most guys his age.  Terrible I know. :(
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    I should be working from home today but I'm relaxing instead  b/c I'm burned out and don't want to deal with the mounds of tasks I have to do.

    I think about having baby #2 so often I worry I'm not spending enough time just enjoying baby #1. 

    P - 9/2008
    A - 8/2010
    L - 1/2013
    S - 3/2015
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    imagemegs042107:

    i still am carrying some guilt over FF DS.  i am disappointed that BF'ing didn't work out but sometimes I think I didn't try hard enough or that I didn't do enough research regarding my options.  I also hate telling other people that we're FF for fear of being judged as though I'm a bad mother.  ugh... mom guilt. 

     

    I had to stop at 3 months and I'm still sad/feeling guilty about it. I also feel like people are judging me when I give him a bottle. To the point that I try to conceal it when I mix  it up. Embarrassed

    P - 9/2008
    A - 8/2010
    L - 1/2013
    S - 3/2015
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    Even though I say sorry to people my child spits up on, I find it hilarious.
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    Milsby me too!!  And I am secretly offended when they freak out and want it wiped off right away.  My girlfriend changed her shirt after a tiny bit of spit up got on it and I thought that was ridiculous.
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    DH and I had a huge, huge fight and then had some amazing make up sex. We didn't use protection. Not even pull and pray. The next day, what do you know? ECM. So I started to freak about getting pg again. Yesterday I started to really love the idea of a little girl....bows, dresses....and I'm thinking this might not be so bad. We'll see....

    Also, when I get up in the middle of the night to replace DS's paci, I get back into bed really loudly with a really big flop in hopes that it wakes up my DH because he doesn't even stir when DS wakes up at night. I told him I do so because I get scared of the dark :)

    Oh, wait, one more. DH gave me earrings for VDay yesterday (we suck at waiting to give gifts) they are rows of smaller diamonds that make up the look of a larger, square diamond. I think they're ugly.  

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    I've got another one.  My mom brought my dd in to my work for a visit yesterday and one of my co-workers made her laugh like I've never heard before and it made me so sad. 

    I was happy to hear her laugh like that but I'm so jealous that it wasn't me that made her do it!

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    I really want a peg perego skate, but SAH and can't justify spending that much money on a stroller.

    My house is messier now than its ever been and there's no excuse for it.  I used to work around 60 hrs a week and my husband travels for work, and it was cleaner then than it is now.  Ugh.  


     

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    Oh one more.  I am embarrassed of my clothes now.  I haven't really bought any new clothes since before I was pregnant and now everything looks out of date and worn out.  My husband had a work function last night and all the younger girls there looked so put together and cute.  I was wearing old khakis and a old Target polo shirt and boots that are all scuffed.  I felt SO out of place and trashy even.  BUT I am not about to spend money on anything for me right now. 
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    imagenbjenni:

    HAHAHA when I was a little girl, I'd wipe my boogies on the back of my headboard on my bed. I was too lazy to wake up and blow my nose.

    Omg I did the exact same thing!!! It was kind of gross when we dissassembled that bed down the road, lol.

    Holy cow...I did that on my wall.  As a teenager I was so disgusted with that...I didn't realize other little kids did that, too.  Today, I am a better person because of you two.  Thank you!  =D

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