i was just walking my 10th graders down to guidance because they have their registration day today where they get educated on what classes to take next year.
i am following behind the group and the last few students are having an in-depth conversation and did not realize i was behind them. so the boy says to the girl "do you know what a turtle head is" and she says "no" giggles and asks if it is something sexual. he says, "no, it's when you have a turd popping out of your butt."
nice.
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