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Effects of Fertility Drugs~!!~

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Although it was mentioned on Oprah yesterday by Susanne Somers, and the drugs really haven't given me the sweats, I have DEFINITELY experienced some of the other effects......Thank God it was the meds - I can't imagine gong through this on a regular basis - and am NOT looking forward to it!

Susanne said on Oprah:


The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause arrived at my door without warning:  Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All-Dried-Up.

One by one they crept into my own private cottage in the woods and started to take over my life.  The first to arrive was Itchy.  I developed this itch on my right calf that was so irritating, I wanted to scratch the skin right off my body.

Then Bitchy came to my door.  No longer was my PMS contained to one or two days a month-it felt like constant PMS.  Then I would swing from Bitchy to Weepy for God's sake, what was wrong with me?  Ding-dong......It's the middle of the night and Sweaty has crawled into bed with me.

Oh, yes, Sweaty brought embarrassing hot flashes and introduced me to night sweats where it seemed as if a faucet had been attached between my breasts.

Of course!  Sweaty brought about Sleepy because I was tired all the time.  I would wake up so many times in the night and not be able to get back to sleep.

Bloated crept in slowly, my once-svelte figure got thick through the middle section, even though I was following my weight-loss program that had worked so well for so many years!

I can't quite remember when Forgetful arrived, but one day my brain stopped working.  I considered myself a pretty focused woman until Forgetful came and I could not keep a coherent thought in my brain.  Am I getting Alzheimer's?  I wondered.

Last, All-Dried-Up slowly encroached upon my happy marriage.  This was probably the most unpleasant of the dwarf family.  Sex was no longer on the top of my list...or on my list at all.  My husband would give me that knowing look, and I would think, "Frankly, I'd rather have a smoothie."

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Re: Effects of Fertility Drugs~!!~

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    Ugh,  I remember night sweats from when I had mono a few years ago (I had mono at the age of 33, I do everything late). That is not something I am looking forward to going through again, either with fertility drugs or menopause.
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    Fantastic! NOT. I experience all of these except itchy!  That would just be the icing on the cake: No baby, but premenopausal. Yipfrigginyee.
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    Wow!  I had no idea that itchy was a symptom of menopause.  I have been really itchy lately, but I thought it was just dry skin.  Now I'm a bit freaked out.  I'm going to see if I recorded that Oprah!
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