Dear thighs,

HNLchick · January 2009

The baby did not come out of you so please return to your previous size or even better to that of perhaps Suzanne Summer's back in the day.

Kisses, Your better half

PS. And please tell your friends cellulite and spider veins not to let the door hit their asses on the way out.

MrsGMRMartin · January 2009

LMAO!!! You wrote exactly how I feel. Don't forget the butt too!

HNLchick · January 2009

Dude, my butt...Lets just say I have dimples on ALL my cheeks now (TMI?)

j&bmay2006 · January 2009

couldn't have said it better, my hips need to get back to their regular position too.

Mrs.State746 · January 2009

Ditto! I have NASTY stretch marks ALL over my legs down to my calves!!! Ewwww, I wish my hips would go back down to size too!

littleittybitty · January 2009

Funny, I had the same conversation this morning with my thighs! Ick!

Irish07 · January 2009

Ha! Glad to know I am not the only one. I need to have a talk with my jeans too. I need them to go past these new thighs.

Re: Dear thighs,